National Post article on spoof directing ideas for “New Moon”…Amusing

by on December 9, 2008
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The National Post Canada has an amusing article up on “New Moon”. They list 7 famous directors pitch for the movie. They are spoofs and quite funny.

Below are my two favorites:

Michael Bay:

The film opens up with booming cannons and a massive explosion. The vampires have taken over the American government and now Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis, playing a mismatched team of grissled fighter pilots, must infiltrate the blood-sucking cabal and make the country safe for abstinence-practicing Christian teens.

M. Night Shyamalan:

Our heroine is confused, she’s suffered, so when she meets this dream-like boy she looks beyond his shortcomings — his “vampireness” — and sees instead someone she has to save. The movies pacing will be slow and plodding, until the final twelve minutes where — get this — our heroine is actually a wolf.

Go here to read the article and see what the rest of the directors would pitch. I hope you enjoy the article I was quite amused.


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  1. erin shazter says:

    does anyone know where i can give stephenie meyer ideas for newmoon the movie because i have the perfect song for a werewolf scene its called dirty second hands by Swithcfoot!

  2. lindsey says:

    comotose by skillet whould be great for when edward leaves bella at the beginning of new moon its great for how bella feels

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