National Post article on spoof directing ideas for “New Moon”…Amusing
The National Post Canada has an amusing article up on “New Moon”. They list 7 famous directors pitch for the movie. They are spoofs and quite funny.
Below are my two favorites:
Michael Bay:
The film opens up with booming cannons and a massive explosion. The vampires have taken over the American government and now Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis, playing a mismatched team of grissled fighter pilots, must infiltrate the blood-sucking cabal and make the country safe for abstinence-practicing Christian teens.
M. Night Shyamalan:
Our heroine is confused, she’s suffered, so when she meets this dream-like boy she looks beyond his shortcomings — his “vampireness” — and sees instead someone she has to save. The movies pacing will be slow and plodding, until the final twelve minutes where — get this — our heroine is actually a wolf.
Go here to read the article and see what the rest of the directors would pitch. I hope you enjoy the article I was quite amused.
does anyone know where i can give stephenie meyer ideas for newmoon the movie because i have the perfect song for a werewolf scene its called dirty second hands by Swithcfoot!
comotose by skillet whould be great for when edward leaves bella at the beginning of new moon its great for how bella feels
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