10 Signs You’re Too Obsessed With Twilight

by on January 27, 2009
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Times of the Internet has an article entitled. “10 Signs You’re Too Obsessed With Twilight”.

Here’s their list:

10) You’ve memorized every line of the book series
9) You refer to yourself as a “Twilight Scholar”
8) Your screen name is a Twilight character’s name
7) You spend all day blogging about the movie
6) You are set to receive Twitter updates about “New Moon”
5) You think Catherine Hardwicke should be the next President of the United States
4) You actually think you have a future with either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner
3) You just know in your heart that vampires are real
2) You’re sure Twilight is non-fiction
1) You have your Google Alerts set to notify you anytime anyone in the world mentions Twilight even once.

They say if 5 or more apply to you that you are obsessed.
Are you obsessed?


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51 Responses
  1. Nuevo Amanecer says:

    umm… no doubt lol ^_^

  2. chelsea says:

    that is so me!!! lol

  3. YATZiRY CULLEN says:

    ABSOLUTELy! NO DOUBT!

  4. Lau says:

    lol thats absolutey me lol

    i love twilight

    *lau*

  5. bellaaaaaa says:

    haha thats me in almost all of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my friends and family are so annoyed with me and twilight!! o well they will just have to get used to it!!!!! haha

    i <3 twilight!!!

    -bellaaaaaa

  6. Lola says:

    That is totally me! LOL!

    Fanpire 4 Life!!

    ~Lola~

  7. alice cullen says:

    that is sooooooooooo me omg it is sooo true

  8. ali says:

    yeah, that’s me! i didn’t need that list to tell me! lol

  9. Mrs. Cullen - Adrianna Cullen says:

    Twilightis my life!!!
    TEAM EdWARD…
    My parents r so annoyed
    Paulina and Adrianna BFFAE
    Twilight Buddies… HEHEHEHE

  10. marie says:

    Im not completely obsessed but I have to admitt to number 4…lol to be Mrs. Pattinson would be a dream come true!!

  11. Rae says:

    Yes – it’s sad but true. haha I’ve only seen Twilight twice, but that’s because I can’t afford to go more! (But once it’s on video, I better make copies because I’m going to wear them out!) I’ve read the series twice, and am now listening to them all on CD. In my boring suburban housewife life, this is my dream world. ;)

  12. Taylor says:

    OMG SOOOOOOOO MEEE!! No doubt!

  13. Mrs. Bella Cullen (Tia) says:

    Totally ALL 10. . . Hahaha. . . . Twilight always! I don’t what I would do without The Twilight Saga. Or Stephenie Meyer. . . She should be prez not Catherine. . . hehehe. tOtAlLy TeAm EdWaRd!

  14. I AM IN LOVE WITH ALL THE CHARACTERS IN THE BOOKS! half the time i want to be a vampire too i think it would be awesome and i have seen the move a billion times and read the books a hundred billion times! i am totaly getting any thing twilight i can get i have tons of posters! Edward is so HOT I MEAN WOW!?! how cool is he the second book New Moon is soooooooooooo sad! and i know so much you could ask me anything about twilight and i would know it! twilight is like my brand of heroin and i am totalyn addicted it has got to be the best thing on this PLANET in the UNIVERS i am just hooked on it i can’t wait for the other movies i will be at the premier not in California but in…a place where it is raining. i love Robert Pattinson for being Edward Cullen he did everyone a favor for doing that cause he is sooooooooooo HOT well thats all…FOR NOW BYE BYE!
    And remember i am the ultimate twilight fan well BYE ??????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AND YES THATS DEFINETLY ME I KNOW IT THATS JUST A LITTLE BIT OF THINGS!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????????????

  15. denise says:

    I DENISE, proudly say i am Obsessed With Twilight.. :D

    ilovetwilight!!!!

  16. alexa cullen says:

    if twilight were to b a crime there wouldnt b enough jails to keep us all in!!!and yes i am sooooo obsessed with twilight and whoever says i dont have a future with taylor lautner or robert???¬¬
    who knows…taylor IS only 3 years and two months older thatn me and didnt he say he WOULD date a FAN??=))
    and yes i do know everything bout twilight=)
    IM PROUDLY ADMITTING THAT I AM A TWILIGHT ADDICT,ITS MY BRAND OF HEROIN,IT COMPLETELY DAZZLES ME=D

  17. alexa cullen says:

    btw they missed one

    11.)checking out twilightguide.com every day

    lmao =D

    did i mention i love twilight?!?!?

  18. Lady of the Arctic says:

    well I guess i’m in the list also , for I do believe in vampires … and I have already pre-order the twilight dvd.
    Yep .. when I read the book Twilight in some way I kinda sound like Bella … the girl who had NO friends … was different from everyone else.
    Plus I’m almost done with all the books that is out about Twilight … just waiting for the next one to come out.

  19. leandra says:

    alexa Cullen

    thank you they should have mentioned checking out twilightguide.com everyday!!! LOL!!!!

    thanks for the support

  20. Greeen says:

    well im not that obsessed i love twilight! but my friend is just getting waay too over obsessed with it. its getting really annoying. i hope she would stop.

  21. vampire lover says:

    wel i agree
    im totally a twilight addict
    love it sow much im still watching it
    think it’s my 25th time to watch it
    nd i don’t get bored
    even if ive memorized the lines and all that
    twilight rocks my world
    <3 twilight nd robert

  22. Nancy says:

    HMMM…Im pretty sure just about all of them apply!

  23. kaitlin says:

    omg haha im very obbsessed!!!(:

  24. NatalieCastle says:

    I am particularly identified by N° 4.

  25. Christina says:

    Hey i Think im OBSSESSEDDDDDD !!!!!!!!!!!

  26. RenesmeeWeasley says:

    Yeah! That’s me, obsessed with Twilight! And proud of it too!

  27. loving my honeymoon says:

    omg u guys r crazy. u ppl might has well buy evrythin’ of twilight, new moon, eclipse and breaking dawn. as for me im not that obsessed over twilight. i seen it once and read the books 2 times. plus i dont got everythin’ of twilight either. but guess wat ppls? new moon is goin to b better than twilight. why? its bcuz its going to have better effects and all.

  28. Brandy says:

    I can only say yes to maybe 2 of those including the checking twilightguide.com someone mentioned. I do buy twilight merchandise for one b/c I love this whole saga but I also want to support it too kwim? I have read the books way too many times to count and have seen the movie many more times than that. I have to stay in touch with reality though I’m a wife and mom of three lol But seriously these are great books and I am obsessed to a level.

  29. bellaaaaaa says:

    they forgot one………..11) go on twilightguide.com EVERY SINCE DAY 24/7!!!! haha that would soooooooooooooooooooooooo be me!! i go on here as much as i can and i ALWAYS comment!!!!! jamey and leandra are amazing because they take this much time and effort into putting this AMAZING website together!! thanks you guys!!!

    i <3 twilight!!!!

    -bellaaaaaaa

  30. Lola says:

    I agree with everyone who is comment on twilightguide.com!! Thank you for all of your hard work. I really appreciate all that you do. This is my homepage on my internet! I check it everyday, like 10 times!!

    Kellmett Happens!!

    ~Lola~

  31. cassy says:

    Most of them are so me. All my friends say I am to obsessed. Awell im happy with it.

  32. Lau says:

    like lola said THANKS SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR ALL UR HARD WORK ON THE WEBSITE
    IM ON THIS WEBSITE 24-7

    ITS MY HOME PAGE TOO LOL

    I LOVE TWILIGHT AND THIS WEBSITE !!!!! :)

    *LAU*

  33. Anastasia says:

    :D I think everybody here are obsesed and me TOO.
    and I’m agree with alexa cullen :D

  34. Chris says:

    This is great!
    Come check out our message board. We would love some more twilight people to chat with.

  35. Morgan says:

    10 9 8 7 4 1

  36. belle & denise says:

    Oh of course we (me and denise, we are very close friends and love and talks about twilight every single day) are surely obssesed with twilight, Always and Forever!

  37. febZ says:

    Luv twilight xoo00 much!!

  38. mitom says:

    totally! :X

  39. Angie says:

    Only #11(checks twilightguide.com daily) applies for me.However,all the wallpaper on my computers(home&laptop..would have on my work computer but my employeer won’t allow it! lol) are twilight,watched the movie a million times and am waiting to get my books back from my sis-in-law so I can read them again,listen to the soundtrack at least once a day and my husband is so annoyed with me b/c I’m a DIE HARD TWILIGHTER!!
    Gotta give Leandra and Jaime much love for this site.This is the first site I’ve found that offers everything from polls,cast news and merchandise.I LOVE IT…Kudos to Leandra and Jaime!!!! :)

  40. Star says:

    Damn right im soooooooooooooo adicted to Twilight :P

  41. erk(e-edward) says:

    i am totally obsessed..!!!!
    love you edward cullen

  42. bella marie swan cullen says:

    i am prod to say that all of thoses are totaly me ive read twilight so much that now every tim e i go some where ppl go “ur reading that agian ” and i go hell yah im in love w/ these books iv read them all 4 times and im rerererererreading eclipsenow my mom gets mad at me cause im in my rooom all day reading twilight and i talk about it all the timme
    hahahah I love twilight

  43. elizabeth cullen says:

    I LOVE twilight sooo much it hurts. i can not wait till the movie comes out. i am sooo obsessed and i love edward/robert!!!!!:)

  44. Allison says:

    How do u do the last one??? U know where any time someone mentions it google alerts you????

  45. Little Miss Alice says:

    i am!!!! lol

  46. i love twilight and this guide is only half of how much of a fan i am

  47. hiloll says:

    i love twlight meh in love

  48. Mrs. Cullen says:

    I AM SO OBSESSED. I still believe that the characters are real..
    I cry sometimes! DDDDDDX

  49. Someone says:

    OK I hate twilight but my friend ticks all eleven of those!!!! she even has a cardboard cut out of edward in her room, all the posters, and quotes from twilight painted all over her walls!!! Not to mention a twilight wallet, three twilight bags a twilight cooshin and a twilight bedspread!!!! Seriously she takes obsession to a whole new level!!!!

  50. Cassie Lautner says:

    I LOVE TWILIGHT MORE THEN ANYONE..

  51. Renesemee Cullen says:

    I am in twilight

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