Top 10 reasons to be Team Jacob or Edward
by Leandra on March 18, 2009
in Cast & Characters
Twilighters Anonymous has a list of the top 10 reasons to be Team Jacob or Team Edward.
Here they are:
THE TOP 10 REASONS TO BE TEAM JACOB:
10. If you’re ever stuck out in a snowstorm, his body heat could save your life.
9. He has the best vamp insults and some great blonde jokes!
8. He’s still young enough to be impulsive and foolish. Every girl needs more of that in her life!
7. He could take you out to eat and actually eat with you.
6. He is a 6’7” tall, gorgeous, muscular Native American – what else do you need?
5. He’s half naked most of the time.
4. Sometimes a girl needs a heating pad rather than an ice pack.
3. He is the epitome of tall, dark, and handsome. Plus, he’s HOT!
2. He’s like a puppy and a boyfriend all wrapped up in one!
1. He won’t leave you stranded in the forest after breaking up with you.
THE TOP TEN REASONS TO BE TEAM ROBERT:
10. Because he’ll hold your drink for you when you need to use your hands, and he’ll keep it cold, too. Not to mention he can be your personal ice-pack when you have a Bella moment.
9. He’s a vampire and they’ve been around for centuries whereas werewolves are just new inventions. (Quote courtesy of Rob Pattinson)
8. He won’t fall asleep and drool all over you.
7. Who needs a disco ball when you have Edward? Just take him outside and dance it up ’cause he sparkles!
6. He’s a gentleman and will offer you choices.
5. He won’t stink like a wet dog if you wash him.
4. Jacob may run a 108° temperature but Edward’s still hotter.
3. He’ll whisper sweet nothings in your ear in many different languages as well as quote Romeo & Juliet verbatim.
2. Because, in the end, he got the girl!
1. He is portrayed by Robert Pattinson….need we say more?
i love these 10 reasons for team edward!!!TEAM EDWARD OF COURSE! Oh girls, i want to tell u sth that i’ve just found:this “new” photoshoot with robert, camilla belle for vanity was taken 7 months ago, that’s why rob is hidden all the time and he is behind!Now i’m relieved..They lost, cause robert now is a star!
TEAM EDWARD
team edward fo’ sho’
team edward all the wayy!
Team Edward, for the reasons for him they should’ve added, “because he’s Edward freakin Cullen!
im totally team edward and the 10 reasons why !!!!
but taylor is really hot and i like this one
He’s half naked most of the time
:[ lau :[
I have 4 top reasons why u should have Team Jacob!!!!
1. He has a HEART
2. Real men dont sparkle
3. Hes a personal space heater
4. He didnt LEAVE!!!
i love jacob!!!!
idc what u jacob haters think i still loveee him!
cant there be a team three some
Edward, Jacob, and Switzerland
i love them all:]
Like the 1st one said, “need we say more?”
TEAM SWITZERLAND!!!
This is why i am undecided, hard choice
i love those reasons
im saving them on my computer 
TEAM EDWARD CULLEN!
but i love team jocob’s reasons too, & i don’t hate Jacob. he’s cool to be just my best friend
Team Edward all the way! Edward might have left her but it was for her own good. Even though both of them suffored…He came back for her. Plus who did she choose? Right Edward Cullen. Not Jacob Black.
GO TEAM EDWARD!!
then again….Bella is an idiot
Team Edward of course!
I would jsut like to point out that is says “THE TOP TEN REASONS TO BE TEAM ROBERT” instead of “THE TOP TEN REASONS TO BE TEAM EDWARD”
But, Team Edward all the way
i want to say team edward but i cant bec i also like team jocob !
is there any way i can be bothh !??
:]
Lol…I love those 10 reasons…and of course…
I run with the werewolves =D
I’m 200% TEAM JACOB.
Gissy <3 Taylor Lautner!
i love this list , but i used to be team edward all the way but i think i love both of them now!!
~team edward and team jacob
“1. He is portrayed by Robert Pattinson….need we say more?”
Yes there is more to say…
Nobody is cuter than Taylor
Team Jacob – I run with the wolves ^-^
I’m love all of those reasons!! I’m a Team Edward and Team Taylor girl!!!!!!
-bellaaaaaa
!!!!!!TEAM JACOB!!!!!!!!!!
I’m with ella cha and gissy TEAM JACOB!!!!
TEAM EDWARD coz hes HOT and my 2nd name iis cullen t0o. how c0ol iis that…? ii want Edward as a boyfriiend and Jacob as a best m8….0ox
TEAM EDWARD!!!
1. He glistens like dimonds
2. He really cares about Bella and doesn’t want her to do stupid stuff unlike Jacob.
3. He is really the one fir her because he and her can live forever!
oh yea jacob makes fun of blondes!
no you idiot he does not cuz he went out with talor swift so get on wih your life and quit doggin jacob if you want someone to be doggin then edward would be the purfect person
Jacob makes fun of blondes (read Breaking dawn! duh) Taylor doesnt. they arent the same thin
Team Jacob!
Top reason: HE DIDN’T LEAVE.
‘nuf said. :]
Though I still like Edward…a little
team Edward ofcourse he is the just the best
sorry i made some mistakes.He is just the best not the just the best and of course is two wolds not one word as i wrote it.SORRY!!!!!!!
Shouldn’t that say
“THE TOP TEN REASONS TO BE TEAM EDWARD” not Robert
Team Edward all the way!!!! Us girls have enough guys who are dogs anyways. It’s about time we found a gentleman!!! Marry me Edward!!!! (I’ll settle for Robert 2!!!)
team edward is the best!!!!!!!!!!!and i dont want 2 stink like wet dog
The guy that plays Edward looks like he’s been hit in the face with a frying pan. Jacob on the other hand is totally HOT!!!!
As far as Edward; Who wants to lie with a corpse?
TEAM JACOB, because real man don´t sparkle
TEAM JACOB!!!
i run with werewolves:)
..all the way. there is no way you can change my mind. i’ve loved Jacob since the first time he talked to Bella:)
plus+ he’s extremely sexy and its taylor lautner! obviously.
haha nuff said
im on team swtiserland kinda. cause i want bella 2 be with edward, cuase I WANT JACOB/taylor L. lol
TEAM JACOB BAYBAY ALL THE WAY =D
WHO NEEDS AWKWARD EDWARD WEN U CAN HAVE SEXY STRONG CONFIDENT TAYLOR LAUTNER.
TEAM JACOB <3
Team Jacob, because only gay guys sparkle! =]
team edward,ofcourse.. because he cares about bella,he’s beautiful and perfect. he’s THE BEST..
i want EDWARD.. 
and.. he’s got the girl,do i need to say more? GO TEAM EDWARD!!! <3
ps. jacob is cool to,but if there is NO edward i will sure be on team JACOB.. but there is one PERFECT edwARd,so.. Bye bye pupy
learn how to spell puppy idiot
TEAM JACOB!!!
I honestly do not think that i could stand Edwards moodiness, silence, he never laughs and he always makes a big fuss of everything.
At least you could have fun with Jacob LOVE the reasons!!!
My motto is
Real Men Don’t Sparkle
They Howl At The Moon
Plus Jacob is portrayed by TAYLOR LAUTNER THE CUTEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
xxx
Team Edward of course.
At least he can controll himself and
hes not a flea bitten mutt!
ILove Edward and his immortalness
Bite Me
Fangs Over Fur anyday!
damn right edward is so hot!!
He is definitely my guy, i even made a poem:
Every smart girl loves him
Definitely beautiful
Watch out girls hottys here
Absolutely gorgeous
Red hot!
Definitely my guy
team edward real men dont’t sparle sure but do reall men turn into wolves that dont even transfrom at midning when theres a full moon stupid shapeshifter team jacob people you can say bella would be better of with the mutt but face it bella would give her life for edward he loves her she loves him thats the way he book was written and i think him not wanting to live after what he though bella do was brave he wouldn’t ever live without her he said he couldn’t take it anymore he would of eventually gone to check on her and it’s like what happend with romeo and juliet 1 of them died the other killed themself *i think* in new moon bella offers her life the aro to save edwards and edward would do the same. sure in new moon he looks bad but he is really depressed who wouldn’t be so jacob lovers face it jacob will never win sure he good looking i don’t hate, hate him except in eclipse forcing bella to kis him and in breaking dawn imprinting on a baby 5 mins after its been born and wanting to kill bellas baby BELLA the girl he loved killing HER BABY! sick even for a dog i’d rather be killed then to run with the wolves yuk!
TEam JacOb all the way BAby that is right for sure dawg!!!!!
Team Jacob, Heres my three reasons: he doesn’t wear lipstick, Hes fun and not so easy to guess, he wont keep saying that you have to leave him!
TEAM EDWARD!!!!! ALL THE WAY!!! HE IS WAY BETTER THAN JACOB!!!
Im tottaly team JACOB. CUZ HE’S SOOOO HOT he isnt gay and he wouldnt leave. here are my reasons 4 loving him!!!!!
1) He is almost guaranteed to always be “half naked”
2.) You can cut costs in winter and throw away all heaters, get Jacob to
warm you up
3.) He is naturally warm, who wants to shiver every time they touch
someone?
4.) If you need someone to stick their hand in a mower, get Jacob…
If he cuts himself he will heal quickly
5.) Forget Mechanics, Jacob will fix/repair/restore most things for free.
6.) He doesn’t speak as if he lives in the early 1900’s *cough, Edward,
cough*
7.) He can be your pet dog AND your boyfriend at the same time
8.) He cracks blonde jokes at Rosalie
9.) If you got married, you could save money on clothes, since he only ever
wears pants
10.) Jacobs a more “in” name than Edward
11.) If you didn’t have room in the fridge for leftovers, he can eat them for
you
12.) Need to get fit? Use him as a punching bag (he won’t feel it)
13.) He kisses spontaneously
14.) Jacob gives bear hugs -10X better than normal hugs-
15.) He doesn’t stalk Bella ( i.e. watching her sleep)
16.) Because Jacob doesn’t want to drink your blood
17.) If you were stuck on an Island with no warm clothes you could cut
some of his hair off and make yourself a coat.
18.) If your lips were about to fall off, he would be willing to warm them
up for you
19.) Jacob likes Bella for who she is not what she smells like
20.) Because people who sparkle are verging on the gay boundary (Unlike Jake)
Combiantion between Edwards emotions and Jacobs body will be just perfect, btw I love both of them
lol
of course jacob is the team to be on every body who says oh i am on team edward they are losers #1)edward is ugly #2)edward sucks people’s blood #3)he can’t warm you up like jacob can ok i think you get the point jacob rocks and everybody knows that except those of you who are losers cuz you are on edwards team
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THIS IS HOW MUCH I LOVE JACOB BLACK/TALOR LAUNTNER
Team Jacob! Hes not a creepy, sparkly , stalker! He like Bella for who she is , not 4 wat she smells like!
i totally agree with u!
WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE EDWARD!? HE IS THE UGLIEST AND LONLIEST PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN! besides if the movies werent FAKE bella would’ve picked jacob
because for one he can take the heat he doesnt sparkle he doesnt look like a fkin child molester or a cat and last HE WOULDNT LEAVE!