Top 10 reasons to be Team Jacob or Edward

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Twilighters Anonymous has a list of the top 10 reasons to be Team Jacob or Team Edward.

Here they are:

THE TOP 10 REASONS TO BE TEAM JACOB:

10. If you’re ever stuck out in a snowstorm, his body heat could save your life.

9. He has the best vamp insults and some great blonde jokes!

8. He’s still young enough to be impulsive and foolish. Every girl needs more of that in her life!

7. He could take you out to eat and actually eat with you.

6. He is a 6’7” tall, gorgeous, muscular Native American – what else do you need?

5. He’s half naked most of the time.

4. Sometimes a girl needs a heating pad rather than an ice pack.

3. He is the epitome of tall, dark, and handsome. Plus, he’s HOT!

2. He’s like a puppy and a boyfriend all wrapped up in one!

1. He won’t leave you stranded in the forest after breaking up with you.

THE TOP TEN REASONS TO BE TEAM ROBERT:

10. Because he’ll hold your drink for you when you need to use your hands, and he’ll keep it cold, too. Not to mention he can be your personal ice-pack when you have a Bella moment.

9. He’s a vampire and they’ve been around for centuries whereas werewolves are just new inventions. (Quote courtesy of Rob Pattinson)

8. He won’t fall asleep and drool all over you.

7. Who needs a disco ball when you have Edward? Just take him outside and dance it up ’cause he sparkles!

6. He’s a gentleman and will offer you choices.

5. He won’t stink like a wet dog if you wash him.

4. Jacob may run a 108° temperature but Edward’s still hotter.

3. He’ll whisper sweet nothings in your ear in many different languages as well as quote Romeo & Juliet verbatim.

2. Because, in the end, he got the girl!

1. He is portrayed by Robert Pattinson….need we say more?


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  1. Katia Greece says:

    i love these 10 reasons for team edward!!!TEAM EDWARD OF COURSE! Oh girls, i want to tell u sth that i’ve just found:this “new” photoshoot with robert, camilla belle for vanity was taken 7 months ago, that’s why rob is hidden all the time and he is behind!Now i’m relieved..They lost, cause robert now is a star!

  2. Twilight luver says:

    TEAM EDWARD

  3. Morgan says:

    team edward fo’ sho’

  4. emmaa says:

    team edward all the wayy!

  5. ali says:

    Team Edward, for the reasons for him they should’ve added, “because he’s Edward freakin Cullen!

  6. Lau says:

    im totally team edward and the 10 reasons why !!!!
    but taylor is really hot and i like this one
    He’s half naked most of the time

    :[ lau :[

  7. Allieson says:

    I have 4 top reasons why u should have Team Jacob!!!!
    1. He has a HEART
    2. Real men dont sparkle
    3. Hes a personal space heater
    4. He didnt LEAVE!!!

    i love jacob!!!!
    idc what u jacob haters think i still loveee him!

    • Here are my top ten reason to be on Team Jacob.
      10. He is hot.
      9. He will not try to hurt you.
      8. You can pet Jacob.
      7. You will not freeze to death with Jacob but with Edward you will freeze to death.
      6.He will not hurt you when he kisses you but with Edward he you can get hurt. 5. Jacob is hot.
      4. He will always help you.
      3. He will not leave you in the woods.
      2. He is like 108 decrees
      1. He is like totally hot.

    • JBlackluver says:

      you got that from a facebook flair

    • Laura says:

      That and more! He listen to his girl and compromises! And he’s a sensitive, great guy! And he gives handmade gifts! And he doesn’t risk hurting his girl when he kisses her!

    • Catt says:

      Edward only left because he knew it would be safer for Bella! He was protecting her!
      And dogs are MANS best friend, diamonds are GIRLS best friend!
      TEAM EDWARD FOREVER!!! , and, Edward got Bella! Beat That!

  8. Tara B. says:

    cant there be a team three some
    Edward, Jacob, and Switzerland
    i love them all:]

  9. Lauren says:

    Like the 1st one said, “need we say more?”

  10. belle says:

    TEAM SWITZERLAND!!!

    This is why i am undecided, hard choice

    • Laura says:

      Understandable. However undecided you are, you are more undecided than Bella. I mean she wants only Edward and her limited love for Jacob is an obstacle in her way of getting Edward.

  11. denise says:

    i love those reasons 🙂 im saving them on my computer 🙂

    TEAM EDWARD CULLEN! 😉

    but i love team jocob’s reasons too, & i don’t hate Jacob. he’s cool to be just my best friend 🙂

  12. Selena says:

    Team Edward all the way! Edward might have left her but it was for her own good. Even though both of them suffored…He came back for her. Plus who did she choose? Right Edward Cullen. Not Jacob Black.
    GO TEAM EDWARD!!

  13. Hanna says:

    Team Edward of course!

  14. Sarah says:

    I would jsut like to point out that is says “THE TOP TEN REASONS TO BE TEAM ROBERT” instead of “THE TOP TEN REASONS TO BE TEAM EDWARD”
    But, Team Edward all the way 😉

  15. sammi Lautner ! :) says:

    i want to say team edward but i cant bec i also like team jocob ! 🙂

    is there any way i can be bothh !??

    :]

  16. Gissy says:

    Lol…I love those 10 reasons…and of course…
    I run with the werewolves =D

    I’m 200% TEAM JACOB.

    Gissy <3 Taylor Lautner!

  17. alice's sis says:

    i love this list , but i used to be team edward all the way but i think i love both of them now!!
    ~team edward and team jacob

  18. cha says:

    “1. He is portrayed by Robert Pattinson….need we say more?”

    Yes there is more to say…
    Nobody is cuter than Taylor 🙂

    Team Jacob – I run with the wolves ^-^

  19. bellaaaaaa says:

    I’m love all of those reasons!! I’m a Team Edward and Team Taylor girl!!!!!!

    -bellaaaaaa

  20. Ella says:

    !!!!!!TEAM JACOB!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Jojo says:

    I’m with ella cha and gissy TEAM JACOB!!!!

  22. Kelsey Cullen says:

    TEAM EDWARD coz hes HOT and my 2nd name iis cullen t0o. how c0ol iis that…? ii want Edward as a boyfriiend and Jacob as a best m8….0ox

  23. Kayla says:

    TEAM EDWARD!!!
    1. He glistens like dimonds
    2. He really cares about Bella and doesn’t want her to do stupid stuff unlike Jacob.
    3. He is really the one fir her because he and her can live forever!

    • amandaaa says:

      1st real men dont sparkle!!!
      2nd jacob wants bella to enjoy herself and have her do water she wants
      and 3rd jacob would kill 4 bella so it wouldnt matter!!!
      TEAM JACOB FO` SHO

  24. Kayla says:

    oh yea jacob makes fun of blondes!

    • skylar says:

      no you idiot he does not cuz he went out with talor swift so get on wih your life and quit doggin jacob if you want someone to be doggin then edward would be the purfect person

  25. Kait says:

    Team Jacob!

    Top reason: HE DIDN’T LEAVE.
    ‘nuf said. :]

    Though I still like Edward…a little

  26. Miss Cullen says:

    team Edward ofcourse he is the just the best

  27. Miss Cullen says:

    sorry i made some mistakes.He is just the best not the just the best and of course is two wolds not one word as i wrote it.SORRY!!!!!!!

  28. Wideyess says:

    Shouldn’t that say
    “THE TOP TEN REASONS TO BE TEAM EDWARD” not Robert

  29. Team Edward all the way!!!! Us girls have enough guys who are dogs anyways. It’s about time we found a gentleman!!! Marry me Edward!!!! (I’ll settle for Robert 2!!!)

  30. Dork123 says:

    team edward is the best!!!!!!!!!!!and i dont want 2 stink like wet dog

  31. Billie says:

    The guy that plays Edward looks like he’s been hit in the face with a frying pan. Jacob on the other hand is totally HOT!!!!
    As far as Edward; Who wants to lie with a corpse?

  32. Alyssa says:

    TEAM JACOB, because real man don´t sparkle

  33. Kylee says:

    TEAM JACOB!!!
    i run with werewolves:)

    ..all the way. there is no way you can change my mind. i’ve loved Jacob since the first time he talked to Bella:)
    plus+ he’s extremely sexy and its taylor lautner! obviously.
    haha nuff said

  34. ami sakura says:

    im on team swtiserland kinda. cause i want bella 2 be with edward, cuase I WANT JACOB/taylor L. lol

  35. Frany says:

    TEAM JACOB BAYBAY ALL THE WAY =D
    WHO NEEDS AWKWARD EDWARD WEN U CAN HAVE SEXY STRONG CONFIDENT TAYLOR LAUTNER.
    TEAM JACOB <3

  36. Courtney says:

    Team Jacob, because only gay guys sparkle! =]

  37. Milica says:

    team edward,ofcourse.. because he cares about bella,he’s beautiful and perfect. he’s THE BEST.. 🙂 i want EDWARD.. 🙂 and.. he’s got the girl,do i need to say more? GO TEAM EDWARD!!! <3

  38. Milica says:

    ps. jacob is cool to,but if there is NO edward i will sure be on team JACOB.. but there is one PERFECT edwARd,so.. Bye bye pupy

  39. Jasmine says:

    TEAM JACOB!!!
    I honestly do not think that i could stand Edwards moodiness, silence, he never laughs and he always makes a big fuss of everything.
    At least you could have fun with Jacob LOVE the reasons!!!
    My motto is
    Real Men Don’t Sparkle
    They Howl At The Moon
    Plus Jacob is portrayed by TAYLOR LAUTNER THE CUTEST GUY IN THE UNIVERSE!!!
    xxx

    • Roxy says:

      Hmm… I can just tell you never read the book. In the book Edward laughs. Bella also often comments about his beautiful smile. He doesn’t sound moody to me. That’s just my opinion though.

      Wanna hear my motto??

      Real Men Don’t Howl The Moon
      Only Dogs Do

      crap you said that years ago…. if u read the book by now then nvm…

  40. Bella says:

    Team Edward of course.

    At least he can controll himself and

    hes not a flea bitten mutt!

    ILove Edward and his immortalness

    Bite Me

    Fangs Over Fur anyday!

    • storm says:

      damn right edward is so hot!!
      He is definitely my guy, i even made a poem:

      Every smart girl loves him
      Definitely beautiful
      Watch out girls hottys here
      Absolutely gorgeous
      Red hot!
      Definitely my guy

    • Laura says:

      One thing! Werewolves in Twilight don’t have fleas! They can’t, it’s impossible.

  41. michelle says:

    team edward real men dont’t sparle sure but do reall men turn into wolves that dont even transfrom at midning when theres a full moon stupid shapeshifter team jacob people you can say bella would be better of with the mutt but face it bella would give her life for edward he loves her she loves him thats the way he book was written and i think him not wanting to live after what he though bella do was brave he wouldn’t ever live without her he said he couldn’t take it anymore he would of eventually gone to check on her and it’s like what happend with romeo and juliet 1 of them died the other killed themself *i think* in new moon bella offers her life the aro to save edwards and edward would do the same. sure in new moon he looks bad but he is really depressed who wouldn’t be so jacob lovers face it jacob will never win sure he good looking i don’t hate, hate him except in eclipse forcing bella to kis him and in breaking dawn imprinting on a baby 5 mins after its been born and wanting to kill bellas baby BELLA the girl he loved killing HER BABY! sick even for a dog i’d rather be killed then to run with the wolves yuk!

  42. TEam JacOb BAbY says:

    TEam JacOb all the way BAby that is right for sure dawg!!!!!

  43. Aj Baby :] says:

    Team Jacob, Heres my three reasons: he doesn’t wear lipstick, Hes fun and not so easy to guess, he wont keep saying that you have to leave him!

  44. Juanita says:

    TEAM EDWARD!!!!! ALL THE WAY!!! HE IS WAY BETTER THAN JACOB!!!

  45. Miss Lautner says:

    Im tottaly team JACOB. CUZ HE’S SOOOO HOT he isnt gay and he wouldnt leave. here are my reasons 4 loving him!!!!!

    1) He is almost guaranteed to always be “half naked”

    2.) You can cut costs in winter and throw away all heaters, get Jacob to
    warm you up

    3.) He is naturally warm, who wants to shiver every time they touch
    someone?

    4.) If you need someone to stick their hand in a mower, get Jacob…
    If he cuts himself he will heal quickly

    5.) Forget Mechanics, Jacob will fix/repair/restore most things for free.

    6.) He doesn’t speak as if he lives in the early 1900’s *cough, Edward,
    cough*

    7.) He can be your pet dog AND your boyfriend at the same time

    8.) He cracks blonde jokes at Rosalie

    9.) If you got married, you could save money on clothes, since he only ever
    wears pants

    10.) Jacobs a more “in” name than Edward

    11.) If you didn’t have room in the fridge for leftovers, he can eat them for
    you

    12.) Need to get fit? Use him as a punching bag (he won’t feel it)

    13.) He kisses spontaneously

    14.) Jacob gives bear hugs -10X better than normal hugs-

    15.) He doesn’t stalk Bella ( i.e. watching her sleep)

    16.) Because Jacob doesn’t want to drink your blood

    17.) If you were stuck on an Island with no warm clothes you could cut
    some of his hair off and make yourself a coat.

    18.) If your lips were about to fall off, he would be willing to warm them
    up for you

    19.) Jacob likes Bella for who she is not what she smells like

    20.) Because people who sparkle are verging on the gay boundary (Unlike Jake)

  46. Ivana says:

    Combiantion between Edwards emotions and Jacobs body will be just perfect, btw I love both of them 🙂 lol

  47. skylar says:

    of course jacob is the team to be on every body who says oh i am on team edward they are losers #1)edward is ugly #2)edward sucks people’s blood #3)he can’t warm you up like jacob can ok i think you get the point jacob rocks and everybody knows that except those of you who are losers cuz you are on edwards team

    • Roxy says:

      Hehe. Sweetie do you know what Twilight is? Edward doen’t drink human blood. He drinks animal blood. Edward is very beautiful. That’s how he’s described in the book. If you don’t like he looks in the movie then call the actor ugly, not him. Yes, he can’t warm you up, but he can cool you down.

      and btw u r a loser for likn jacob becuz hes a ugly slobbering sweaty dog

      *TeamEdward* 🙂

  48. skylar says:

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  49. Claudia FTW says:

    Team Jacob! Hes not a creepy, sparkly , stalker! He like Bella for who she is , not 4 wat she smells like!

  50. Talen says:

    WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE EDWARD!? HE IS THE UGLIEST AND LONLIEST PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN! besides if the movies werent FAKE bella would’ve picked jacob
    because for one he can take the heat he doesnt sparkle he doesnt look like a fkin child molester or a cat and last HE WOULDNT LEAVE!

  51. Ana says:

    TEAM JACOB, cause he didn’t leave, and i don’t like dead guys (;

  52. Lindsey says:

    Team Jacob! luvss himss!

  53. Mitchell "Jills" Shazia says:

    Team Edward.

    I hate Jacob.

  54. JBlackluver says:

    team jacob all the way. team edward is STUPID. i keep arguing with my best friend that(who is team edward) that edward left bella. she won’t listen.

  55. JBlackluver says:

    she is sssooo hard headed :'(

  56. DaRLi997 says:

    jacoob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he is the best…!! bella and jacob are a perfect couple!

  57. DaRLi997 says:

    edward looks always sad..bella should choose jacob..he will make her more happy than edward..jacob don’t need to drink her blood or to kill her to be with him..she is very stupid..if i was her……………..TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY.! <3

  58. Miss Calista Black says:

    TEAM jACOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    1.I’ll never need a blanket
    2.He’s hot.
    3.He stayed
    4.Did i mention hes hot

  59. Someone says:

    that’s just rubbish & awesome in the same time

  60. Laura says:

    Team Jacob all the way!!!

  61. GABRIELA says:

    team edward because at least he is white not like jacob he is burned black

  62. LuvYaTaylor says:

    Oh bella is such an idiot how come she chose edward hes ****ty just like her
    TAYLOR luvvv u ur the hottest and cutest guy ever who DOES NOT WEAR LIPSTICK!!
    LOLz Go Taylor!!! 😀

  63. abeline says:

    i can’t choose
    jacob:he is not a stalker!he isn’t dead!!he is hot!!!he is warm!!!!.

    edward : he can protect u!
    (i am alergic to animal fur):o
    i will rather be cold than hot(you can go to the store with jackets,you can’t go to the store naked!!!)

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