New Moon Poster Speaks!
by Leandra on May 30, 2009
in New Moon Movie
4TNZ was having a contest asking readers to tell them what Edward, Bella and Jacob were saying on the official New Moon poster. The winner was twilightforeva. Below is the poster with the winning quotes.

Well I wasn’t expecting that. hah
I’m not too impressed… I saw funnier ones
The hot pocket comment is funny though.
Haha. Funny. There were funny ones, yes. But this one is funny, too!
lmao
That was kinda weird…..
-bellaaaaaa
lol,is that a hot pocket on the floor.but others were funnier.
haha i was not expecting that at all! theres funnier ones
-Alli
Edward would not say something as stupid as that. People be realistic. Now than Jacob may say something about food but come on Edward.
I Dont Really Like It. Its just not right for me
Or For Them
thats funny…ish. i saw better. i do not get what jacob is saying though
hot pocket!
it is so not funny, I agree with renesmee and twilight girl they would never say that and the words don’t go with the characters
Umm the hot pocket comment comes from Robert as a person in real life and microwaving everything he can get his hands on. I got it. It is sarcasism
That pocket is mine!!!…
okay I’ll give you that Rob Sessed,but what about the other ones that made Jacob and Bella look shallow?
Im upset…..I was hoping they would use something from the book. I think jacob would say something about the hot pocket but edward? w.e im rlly upset.
I totally agree with you ghosti harrel,see Rob Sessed.
i dont like it, its just not that clever
They should of put one that was almost the same as the book!!! Cause i don’t like this one!!
ok………. I don’t get it……
There were funnier ones and I’ll say my entry is funnier than this.
I dont think they are that funny and they do not suit the characters themselves.
i have to admit there were definitely better ones and i agree with *Vampire Girl* i honestly don’t really understand it. Weird… I thought it should of had something to do with new moon yet still be funny.
I totally agree with you ” team Edward forever!!!!!!!
i love the poster
and its funny but kinda wierd
I don’t think the poster needed any words at all. It was awesome just the way it was. Should have left it alone. Text was no necessary; none of the comments fit the characters anyway.
I don’t qet what Taylor’s sayinq and I’ve seen funnier! Sorry! But I aqree with Kristen, I am jealous!! And the hot pocket thinq is kinda dumb. Anyone who has funnier ones, send me the link to it. My e-mail address is ajromero97@yahoo.com Thanks!!
hahaha-not funny tht much. 2 be honest, i dont really get this one, i saw better ones than tht 1
That is so annoying!!!!! Edward would not say anything about a hot pocket! Be a little more realistic. That is really upsetting.
-I dont mind a little cold and besides Jacob doesnt sparkle
I see what Jacob is saying and that is just wrong. Disturbing.(shudder)
-I dont mind a little cold and besides Jacob doesnt sparkle
La Dee Da well I am Team Edward don’t really care about the others.
wow..sorta lame…i under stand edward and bella but jacob????
I thought dat waz so funny…but @ da same time dumb… lol
not funny at all! I mean that was sorta lame and it doesnt fit the charictors.
I dont understand it much?!?
Sooo not getting the ” funny” that’s suppoused to be there..
I think that’s stupid. I saw way better ones.
i liked edward’s bubble, i thought the winner could have done funnier on bella and jacob
lol on edward and bella jacob little needs to be funnier
OMG! that was just soooooooooo stupid!!!! UGH!!! Disturbing….whatever….
omg i can not believe this..!! edward would never say something so dumb sounding and i’m not going 2 buy the poster.if you agree with me and i hope a lot of you do,but the person who wrote this comment hates twilight and thinks we are all dumb 4 liking it,if you are a true twihard fan,then please boycot buying this poster
that is so stupid i feel like hitting the winner peace, love for cullen i llllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee twilight
i wonder if edward likes hot pokets lol,buti still hate that pic at the same time .I LOVE U EDWARD
the comments r from the actors point of view not the characters. i think rob got paid $28K 2 b edward so thts wot jacobs (or shud i say taylors) on bout. they both look gorgeous in this tho but isnt jacob spose 2 b close 2 7ft, hes not even taller then edward!
I don’t get what jacob and edward are saying + it doesn’t suit them I totally agree with bella, though
ummmm wuz that supposed to be funny or wat like seriouaily that was retarded i can make up a funnier 1 but edward look fine mmmmm
it doznt hv 2 b realistic its meant to b funny . whether u think it is or not its funny is ur opinion
This movie was off the chain i mean whoa!! Jacob!! Whoa!! Now thats entertainment man!! Jacob is so hot man!!!