4TNZ articles on Twilight
by Leandra on June 9, 2009
in Cast & Characters

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First off there is a new quiz entitled, “What Level Of Rob-session Do U Have?”
Rob & K-Stew: “They Have a Connection!”
Señor Rathbone’s New Mustache!
They also have a new bubble contest. This time it’s What Are Bella and Laurent Saying?.

wat the hell is that!!!??? its funny but i dont get it =\
Laurent: Does my breath smell okay? only thinking of you of course x]
Bella: well umm *sniff* OMG NOO ! smellysmellysmelly !!! -dies-
Laurent: Well … that was easy !
Laurent:Ummm…hey Bella, You have a booger in your nose.Need help getting it out?
Bella:Ohhhh!!!Look at the birdy in the tree over there!Ohh no…Jacob spit the bird out!!Awww man!He ate it!
Laurent: Why wouldn’t you look at me!! Do I really look that bad!?!
Bella: Will he ever just cut off his stupid hair! I hate it!
-bellaaaaaa
Laurent: Uhh before I kill you will you please wipe that mustard off your chin?
Bella: Hmm..I don’t remember putting mustard on anything.
Laurent: your looking a bit peeked maybe you need more fruit in your diet….
Bella:i could say the same about you with the on again off again vegitarianism….
Laurent: Why Won’t You Kiss Me!!!
Bella: well, for one thing…. jacob is right over there and well.. he is waaaay hotter!!
Laurent: Is Edward better than me, or are you just saying that? I mean, seriously. I’m way better looking than him.
Bella: Well..umm…you see…umm…I think I hear my dad calling me….
Laurent: Oh god you smell like chicken!
Bella: Hey I think I hear wolves you better run biatch
Laurent: u alrayte m8e
Bella: WTF!?
Laurent: WERE IS MY CHEESE BLOOD
Bella:Wtf?!
bella: u do know there is a werewolf runing up behing u? wait a were wolf?!
Laurent: yeah right im not fallin for that im about to eat.
Laurent: Hey, I think you got something on your chin, look its right there!
Bella: I’m not falling for it!
hahaha!!that robert,kellan,jasper thing id=s awsome!!
laurent;its so sad edward isnt here to save this fragile little human.did he leave you so tasty?
balla;no!hes here protecting me!!(not really)!
(i really didnt know how to explain wat laurent wanted to say,i hope you understand wat im trying to say.)
lol!! that car-dancing thing-a-magig was soooo f-u-n-ee.
laurent: *sniff* oh! oh my god!!! did edward take you yummy smell when he left. (gaging)
bella: no. do i really smell that bad..?! oh, no what i’ve got rotten cheez in my pockt haha
Okay i’m just going for whats in the book but i will try to mix it up a little
LAURENT: I cant help myself your so mouthwatering
Bella: please dont do this
Laurent: Trust me… its rather me then her
(that rob, kellan, jackson, peter thing is from zolander)
Bella- Please dont kill me I didnt do anything to you, just leave me alone. I promise Edward wont kill you if you leave me alone.
Laurent- Aww Bella I know Edward isnt here anymore, I went to there house and there smell is not as strong there anymore.
Bella:Umm….would you believe me if I told you there was a half-naked Quileute teenager standing behind you?
Laurent:Ha!Like I haven’t heard that one before!
Haha i didnt make that one up but i thought it was good
@BellaCullen13.. i thought urs was good..
Laurent : “Whats wrong child?”
Bella: “Please dont try to kiss me! I just want to go home…”
HAHA that thing with rob, kellan, jackson, and peter was awesome.. GR8 JOB.
LAURENT: DO YOU REALLY THINK HE LOVED YOU?? IF HE CARED FOR YOU SO MUCH, LIKE YOU SAY, WHY DID HE LEAVE YOU?
BELLA: I … DONT KNOW…
Laurent: ‘Do you have a tickely neck?’ *cheesey smile*
Bella: ‘Erm…No’ *scowels at Laurent*
Laurant: Bella Why won’t you tell me the secret to the formula????
Bella: ummm… Ohh look in the trees! I see a shiny sparkly thing.. oh nevermind, Its just another Edward Cullen fan trying to get your attention.. Think he wants an autograph!
Laurant: Your skin is so smooth like a baby’s bottom. Will you marry me?
Bella: WTF? James told me you were gay!!
laurant:i wonder do u taste as good asu look or smell………..(suppious)
bella: i wouldnt try if u vaule your life
i just sayed wat will fite but idk if its good?????????!!!! =/
Bella:what is going on why the heck are you touching me you not my dad
Laruan:i thought it was ok sence edward not here and plus victoria said i can
Laurent: my, what beautiful chocolate eyes you have…(in jamaican accent)
Bella: uh thanks…? your eyes are. um. tomatoes???
and haha thats a funny video! im cracking up!
Laurent: hey, why cant cant u luk at me? Does my contacts dont luk gud at me?
Bella: um… uh… well….
Laurent: say it…. say it….
Bella: yes!!!!! you luk lyk a blind that’s trying to see some light.
laurent: ewe bella you smell like a dog!
bella: dogs ! where?
Laurent–why won’t u look at me?! look at me now Bella. Arent u happy Edward isn’t here? Now we don’t have to hide our relationship from him.
Bella–i never should have went behind Edward’s back. our secret relationship was a mistake. i love Edward..not u. Now please just leave me alone! ur making it harder than it needs to be.
Laurent–please Bella, don’t do this! u know u love me more than Edward. Don’t leave me Bella!
Bella–i am leaving u Laurent..i love Edward more! Leave Me Alone!
Laurent–well then…since u decided ur gonna leave me..i will just have to kill u!
(to be continued…DUH DUH DUH)
well i love what esme_cullen said,it was great,and what is this thing about rob, kellan, jackson, and peter and where cna i go 2 see it..?? please tell me..??
laurent:you smell good,do you taste as good as you smell..??
bella:please don’t..?? *looks behind larent and sees a huge red-brown wolf running at laurent and gets more scared*
laurent:what are you looking at..?? *sees jake in his wolf form* omg…!!! 0_0
nm,i see what you all meant
“mmmm, do you want to come back to my place for a little dessert…” “Edward can kinda read minds, maby tomorrow?”
Laurent: Bella, what the hell is on your face, eww is that a pimple
Bella: Shut up! my proactive hasnt come yet!
Laurent: Bella , have you done a nosejob? It’s longer than usually.
Bella:Umm.. Well.. please don’t tell anyone , especially Jacob , he doesn’t like these things!
Laurant-Victoria told me to bring you to her but I am going to eat you myself
Edward in bella’s mind- Beg!!! Please BEG!!!!
Bella-Please!!PLease!! PLEASE!!
I am OBSESSED with the twilight saga it honestly changed my life, HI im Leslie and i am a vampacist
Laurant = Bella i love u
Bella = My hearts for jake
Edward = I thought you loved me
Bella thoughts = I do but u left me
laurant-bella, this may be hard for u, but i have to eat u now.
bella screams-edward help!!!!!!!!!
(no body coms )
laurant-srry bella its for ur own good
(then bella is layin on the ground after laurant was done and she wonders wat she did to deserve this but then she thout of victoria)
LAURENT: DO YOU REALLY THINK HE LOVED YOU?? IF HE CARED FOR YOU SO MUCH, LIKE YOU SAY, WHY DID HE LEAVE YOU?
BELLA: I … DONT KNOW…
Okay i’m just going for whats in the book but i will try to mix it up a little
LAURENT: I cant help myself your so mouthwatering
Bella: please dont do this
Laurent: Trust me… its rather me then her
Laurent-it will not hurt that bad.and you don’t want to know what victoria has in mind for you
edward in bellas mind-”BEG!!!PLEASE BELLA BEG!!!”
Bella-please.please
Laurent- u smell nice……delicious even….like soap…and flowers
Bella- really cuz u smell…..reek even. just because your a vamp doesn’t mean can skip a show
bella: umm… w-what are you doind?
laurent: you, your skin is so-so soft! can i touch it
bella: AAAAHHHH
laurent: what? do i smell that bad?
bella: HELL YEAH!
HAHAHAAHA Esme_Cullen and Mykaela’s were the best!!! looooooooooool
laurent you wont feel a thing
bella i do not feel good about this
Laurent – If you hold still, my bite will only hurt alot!
Bella – Please, I’ll do anything!
laurent:you got a bug on your face bella:eww eww get it off
A lot of those quotes were funny. I think the Cullen guys driving is hilarious!! I wanna put it on my MySpace page!
luarent: bella U have a pimple on ur chin
Bella: well pop it then!!!
these roc
Laurent:do you want to become a vampire or do you not?
Bella: How would I know! Edward isn’t here to turn me into a vampire ! He is the only one I want to turn me into a vampire!
LOL so funny!!!! LMAO!!!!