Jasper’s Top Ten Pick Up Lines
New Moon Movie and Twilight Merchandise
Twilighters Anonymous has a great little article entitled, “Jasper’s Top Ten Pick Up Lines”. Enjoy!!
10. You seem a little tense. Would you like a chill pill or just a hit of me?
9. How are you feeling? Oh, wait, don’t tell me … let me guess.
8. I must really be dead, Angel, ‘cause this has to be heaven!
7. It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your emotions are what tripped me.
6. Your lips may say no, but your endorphins say yes.
5. I can feel the love tonight … wanna share?
4. My name is Jasper…but you can call me Dr. Feelgood.
3. I know exactly how you feel. Wanna know how I feel?
2. So…did you ever hear the saying ‘everything’s bigger in Texas’?
1. Hey, Darlin’, do you want to see my battle scars?
i love these!!! too funny
oh wow, number two was sick.
HAHA these are great!
hahahahahahahahaha. that is the funniest thing. number 6 is hilarious!!! lmao
YOU MISSED OUT JASPER SAYS RELAX LOL
haha this is funny i get some of them but some of them arent that funny
haha these are really funny =)
ome(emmett not edward)
well that was cheesy and stoopid…..but funny
I have to LOL at #2. I live in Texas.
wow those are hilarious…i was cracking up.
LmFaO!!!!
#2 iS HiLaRiOuS!!!!
I live in Texas so number 3 was even funnier that it should have been…
LOL really funny
yeah, #2 is great, to those of us who live in the GREAT LONE STAR STATE!!!!!!!! everything really is bigger in TEXAS!!!!!!!! LMAO
#8 doesnt make any sense.. being jasper i mean..
love the new bella/edward/jacob they put up in the top right hand corner…
#2 and #6 are the awesomest ones up there.
im lovin number 7!! lol edwards so hot and so is taylor lautner!!!
*double facepalm*…… because just one facepalm doesnt cover this sort of thing
LoL! Funny Stuff!!
#1 is my favorite ^_^
hahaha! funny
those were funny lol
XD I liked #5
Love those pick up lines! Jasper can use those on me anytime.
I LOVE ALL OF THEM!!!
i dnt really have a fav, but hahaha
whenever i see # 2 ..
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
LMAO
Wow.
Most of them were funny…
But #2 was just sick.
I LOVE #6! lol. number 2 is funny too. haha
OMG they were all pretty awesome… and #2 is kindda sick but I just HAD to laugh and roll my eyes cuz i also live in TEXAS “Tesha Cullen” and “Tean Jacob” (TX. bby!!)?
Jasper is such a great part of the Cullen clan I hope that he has a more significant role in the next movie. Those of us who have read the books can truely appreciate the humor in this top 10. Because we understand his character. I am so looking forward to the next instalment New Moon the movie..I just hope they do the book proud. I am a little worried about this director they picked for Eclipse..
hahaha i live in Texas too
ahh just gotta love Jaspers hair
wow hecka funny love #1 and #7 hilarious
OMG LOVE THAT SO MUCH NUMBER 1 IS SO FUNNY ILMAO
AWWW HE’S SO FUNNY!!!THE PIVK UP LINES R SO CUTE
teehee these r hilarious. Love them all. Dr. Feelgood is funny, and it matches.
some of these were pretty ok. but some were just plain korney! and number 2 ( though it was pretty funny) it was quiet disgusting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha lol love them all =D
lol i loved them all especially number 2 lol im so going to texas!!! although im an edward girl jasper can use them on me anytime!!!
#1 is my favorite! LOVE YOU JASPER!! Jasper can use any of them on me any time!
OMG! Love it! Jasper rlzz! 4, 6 and 9 best.
OMG! I LOVE ALL OF THESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JASPER IS SOOOOO….. SWEET!
Yay! Those were extremely hilarious. Being an enormous fan of Jasper, I do believe these would work on me if Jasper ever approached me. Hmm, maybe my crush would use these on me someday?
i loved number 10 and number 4 sooo funny
omg jasper is soooooo cute and his pick up lines r genius he can use them on me any time but in still edwards girl totally HAWT!!!!
haha Lol that was too funny!! and ur right Diana Cullen people who have read the books understand why its so funny…and i hope Jasper gets his part in Eclipse because i want him to show up more in the movies he is a really good actor…i wanna see him explain to Bella about the New Borns that is 1 of my fave parts in eclipse i hope they do that part….
HAHAHAHAHA luv number 10 & 7
fuuy lol
i lov jasper soooo much!!! i’m totally in lov wiv him he is just so amazin and sweet! (note im in lov wiv jasper NOT jackson, though he’s kinda cool!) Although jazz would never ever say any of these lines plus he has alice, but if he eva said anyone of dem 2 me, i’d probably go dizzy and pass out, or knowin me i’d do dat as soon as i saw him, so i would get to hear him talk!
LOL. i luv Jasper!!!!!!!!!
If he evr says those things 2 me i would probably pass out…hehe.
Everything is bigger and better in Texas! #2 rocks.
Plus, #1 is awesome.
naaa me encantó!!! (nooooo i loved it!!!)
increible!! (incredible!!)
felicidades!!! (congratulations!!!)
encima yo toy re obsesionada con el!!! (In adittion, i’m obsessed with him!!!)
muy obsecionada jajaa (very, very obsessed hahaha)
beso! (kiss!)
really? :-/
O.K. anyway that really good lol
woow . ;D
those really are funny .^^
I never think Jasper could be so funny!!! XD!!!!!!!!
LOL!!! i LUV THESE!!
LOL.LOV THEM. BUT #10 WAS DEF. MA FAV.
ya those of who live in HOUSTON TEXAS #2 is ffunny! lol i love jasper!!!!!
I read the lines imagining Jasper saying them and they became so real and romantic…
Very cool!