Jacob’s best pick-up lines

by on July 8, 2009
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Twilighters Anonymous has an article on Jacob’s best Pick-up Lines. Here they are:

10. “Wanna see my reservation?”

9. “Will you be the mother of my puppies?”

8. “I give a whole new meaning to ‘Animal Attraction’”

7. “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.”

6. “So…how do you feel about dogs?”

5. “You look imprintable…I mean uhh..impeccable in that outfit”

4. “Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?”

3. “You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

2. “I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”

1. “You know what they say, right? Once you go Black you never go back.”


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  1. Rachel says:

    Haha I like it :) Very *smooth*

  2. Sarah says:

    Ha i like the “I can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds”

  3. klutzy says:

    i agree with sarah and no. 5 “you look imprintable…i mean uhh…impeccable in that outfit”

  4. JACOBS LOVER says:

    I AGREE WHIT NO.1(I CAN GO NAKED IN 1.3 SECONDS)&NO.3(YOU LOOK COLD.WANT TO USE ME AS A BLANKET!)

  5. Amber says:

    “Once you go Black you never go back” wuz funnnnnnny

  6. vamp movies rock!!!!!! says:

    ha ha i loved number seven it is hilarious

  7. Aimee says:

    Haha i like number 1 its funny :)

  8. Kamry says:

    1, 2, and 7 are the best! Lol! Those would work on me anyday.

  9. NYRKKIRAUTA says:

    haha :——————D

  10. Sarah says:

    7, 4, and 2 would get me any day! and 9 is kinda funny as well! i wish there were more!

  11. OMG!!! I LOVE no. 2, 3, and 9. If he said them to me . . . I would be his at the blink of an eye. =) (woof, woof baby)

  12. Serena says:

    I agree with Kamry. Ive got one: “I would show you my battle scars but i don’t have any, I’m just that good.” Get it, Get it, cuz he heals :)

  13. Monica Lautner says:

    I love 3 and 4 and 7 and 8!!!

  14. WELL TAYLOR LOOKIN FINE BUT I RATHER STICK TO EDWARD

  15. Team Jacob94 says:

    I like 1,2,3,4 and 8 those are cute.

  16. brittany says:

    i agree with no.1 thats a good 1 i love that line

  17. jenny310 says:

    OMG i loved each one he is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  18. Arianna says:

    loooooooooooveeeeeeeeeeee all of them. So much better than the Japer’s. They are great!

    Can not wait to see Edwars’s
    And a bet Emment’ganna be funny too

  19. Arianna says:

    BTW Yes! I want to be the mother of your puppies

  20. Emmett girl says:

    2,7,and 9 r my favorites. he can try those out on me ANY day!!!!!!!!!! LOL

  21. alice says:

    i like the last one

  22. marnee says:

    i love number 1 lol ur so cool!

  23. Amanda says:

    i bet emmett would be somethin like ” u look sorta scared. i can be ur teddy bear” roflmao idk but sumthin like dat

  24. So cool and sick. Love number two should have been number one

  25. i agree with you amanda

  26. Amanda says:

    i like freaking all of them except 6 thats ok

  27. marnee says:

    Taylor is so funny!!!!! and groos

  28. Amanda says:

    correction i LOVE all of them

  29. TWILIGHT FREAK says:

    I LIKE #2 ITS FUNNY AND CUTE

  30. Kristin24 says:

    That was kinda cute…. although, #1 was pretty dumb.

  31. jess says:

    lov ‘em all!!!!!!!! i’v read all of edwards, emmetts, jaspers and jacobs pick-up lines!!!!!!!! and lov them!!! jasper’s+jake’s r my favorites!!!

  32. sammy! says:

    those were great! and if he were to give me those flowers i would probably pass out!

  33. JACOB'S~GIRL!!! says:

    I LOVE 8, 7, 6, AND 2!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!

  34. Stephanie loves Twilight says:

    LMAO love #7 :)

  35. WEREWOLF GIRL says:

    i like 2,4,5,8
    are hahahahahahahahaha funny

  36. haha…i love his pick up lines!

  37. Meredith Lautner says:

    hahaha they were funny!!! i love him!! he could say them to me annnnnnnyyyyyy dayyyyyy!!!!

  38. Jessica & Edward says:

    I love 1 2 3 4 5 7 & 9
    “Will you be the mother of my puppies” is my fav

  39. Anne cullen says:

    nice i luv no.2,3,8,9thooes are good ones

  40. tEAM jACOB says:

    I would fall for any of them anyday as long as i got to be with him=] i love you!!!!!!

  41. Ashleigh (Team Jacob baby!) says:

    Hey, any one of those are good enough for me!

  42. alyssa says:

    i LOVE no.1! if he said that or any of these to me, i think i would faint!!!!! i like no.1,2,3,5,7,8,and 9. they are sooooo… i don’t even have the words!
    i <3 jacob black!

  43. taylor says:

    i love NO.1,2,3,5,6 and he is HOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT. team Jacob forever!!!
    (>^.^)>

  44. aph9868 says:

    I like 2!!!!!!!!!!

  45. Mrs. Lautner says:

    Taylor can say any of these any day of the week. Especially number 2!!!!

  46. Vanessa Wolfe says:

    omg *swoonage*
    i like 1-10 but my faves are;
    9, 8, 7, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

    °•TEAM JACOB FOREVER•°

  47. Alex says:

    i like them all, but especially 2-9 the best!!! i can go from furry to naked in 1.3 seconds! =P

  48. Lola says:

    okay ALL OF HIS PICK UP LINES ARE HOT!!-”will you be the mother of my puppies” is cute sweet. no 7. hot really really HOT!!

  49. Lola says:

    all of the lines are HOTT!!

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