Emmett Cullen’s top 10 pick-up lines

by on July 9, 2009
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Twilighters Anonymous has an article on Emmett Cullen’s top 10 pick-up lines. Here they are:

10. I may be from Tennessee but you’re the only ten I see!

9. Wanna see me crush a boulder?

8. I’d love to see how many houses we can smash.

7. You’re into cars? I make one heck of a jack.

6. Wanna cuddle? I’ll be your teddy bear.

5. (To a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have more fun…

4. I hear hell isn’t bad if you get to keep an angel with you- could I take you with me?

3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with a face like that, you must be an angel.

2. Wanna be my monkey woman?

1. You’re no irritable grizzly but right now I’m eating you up.

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  1. luna7996 says:

    Alright when I read # 1 I couldnt help but smile.lol

  2. Amanda says:

    omg go to jacobs pick up lines and look for my name and well i put almost the same thing as #6 for emeetts pick up lines and i just guessed lol kewl!! im phykick

  3. luna7996 says:

    lol. U actually got it pretty close. Goog guess!!!!

  4. toni says:

    wow lol that was close!

  5. garfield2287 says:

    These are too funny, waiting to see what Edward has to say. I also loved Jacob’s and Jasper’s..

  6. Kristin24 says:

    He’s cute. But in this photo, he kinda looks like a magician! LOL

  7. cammie says:

    hahahahahaha :D

  8. pyromaniac hearts twilight says:

    my favs r 9,8,7,5& 1

  9. paige says:

    ha ha ha thats funny…lol
    i love twilight…lol

  10. klutzy says:

    i liked this more than jacobs but most of them both were good!

  11. Team Carlisle says:

    I like#8.

  12. aliceann says:

    HAHA! NUMBER 8! thats rly funny!

  13. Denise says:

    bomb.. I liked the Jasper and Jacob better.. I guess I higher expectations for a Emmet list

  14. Alice101 says:

    Wow!! i liked 1,6,and 8!!!!

  15. Emmett and Twilight-a-holic says:

    If he used ANY of those 4 me then he’d have me.but no he has and always will have me put i like the pickup lines.HE BTR NOT SAY THOSE 2ANY1 OTHER THAN ME!!!!!!!!

  16. Lauren says:

    haha this is hilarious!

  17. LEXI says:

    1,2,7,8!! ESPECIALLY 8!!!!
    LMAO

  18. cullen101 says:

    i like number 1 i would so fall for that pickup line!

  19. Arianna says:

    Mmmmm
    I must say I except more Emmet is a really funny guy. Although I would kill to become # 8 true

  20. constanza says:

    LOL!!
    love #8!!

  21. cede beth says:

    lol on #5 HECK NOW I WANT TO BE A BLOND WOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  22. cede beth says:

    I BET HE DOES MAKE A GREAT JACK!!! IF U NO WHT I MEAN!!!

  23. jenny310 says:

    loved them they are all great and i can c him saying that to rose they should put some on the movie

  24. edward2363 says:

    ehhhmyyygawddd. those were so STUPID! all of them!!!!!! except maybe one or two!! wooowwww!!!!! THOSE WERE SOOO STUPID!!!! :(

  25. Jessica from Texas says:

    Ten I see!! Lol. Love it.

  26. olivia says:

    i like number 10 that is funny

  27. mykaela says:

    all of those were good ones! i was cracking up at most of them, cuz they sounded like some desperate guy trying to impress a girl.

  28. cammie says:

    lola i agree with you mykaela, but they are pretty fun to read :)

  29. Jasper Girl17 says:

    These are pretty funny! But I like jaspers better! Jasper and alice are my favorite characters!

  30. Patty says:

    hahaha #8 is priceless

  31. Gladys says:

    I really am disappointed with #10 :( I heard that one from an episode from Hannah Montana once.

    My favs were #9, #8, #7, #4 and #3 (priceless)

    Cheesy but cute #6, #5, #2 and #1

  32. If he came to me and said #1, 3, 4, 5, 6, and/or 8 . . . I would be his right then and there!!!

  33. Emmett girl says:

    i like 1,2,4,and 9 when i read them all i could do was laugh!!! :)

  34. THAT WAS GREAT BUT HE USED #6 ON ME

  35. hes so hot! but his clothes are….gay :P

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