The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in New Moon
by Leandra on July 29, 2009
in Books, Cast & Characters
Twilighters Anonymous has a new Top 10 list. This list is, “The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in New Moon”.
Here is what they list:
10. “Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear.” (Page 138)
9. “Okay, but if you’re going to get picky like that, you have to average in size, too. You’re so small, I’ll have to knock ten years off your total.” (Page 146)
8. “Here’s to responsibility. Twice a week.” (Page 164)
7. “They’re just cliff diving, Bella. Recreation. La Push doesn’t have a mall, you know.” (Page 171)
6. “I swear, they’re like hall monitors gone bad.” (Page 173)
5. “Why are you apologizing for bleeding?” (Page 188)
4. “Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good.” (Page 200)
3. “So what are we doing tomorrow? Hiking or the ER?” (Page 203)
2. “I told him you were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence.” (Page 209)
1.) “Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?” (Page 321)
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I loved # 2, n #1… His always funny.. Go team Jacob!!!
I loved # 2, n #1… Hi is always funny.. Go team Jacob!!!
Yeah, Jakes a crack-up. Team Jacob!
hey!?!
how about
“Does my being half-naked bother you?”
btw.. it doesn’t.. please take the other half off
ily taylor/jacob
omg i love the one that is posted on the icon
and number 2!!!! Go Jacob!!!
I love #4. When I read the book (for the 1st time), I laughed out loud at the irony.
Jake’s a funny kid, what can I say?
I hope all of them are in the movie!! Those are really good choice
i love jacob and there could not be a better person to play him then taylor lautner. TEAM JACOB ALL THE WAY!
Oh BOOOOO! ha ha Team EDWARD all the way:]]
neeeh team JACCOOBBB!!!!
SUUU WUUUOOOOPPPP!!!!
offf jacob yafrumm benim yerim seni dadlum sende fena deilsin edw?rd?m
i like #1, #2, #3 and the one in the picture
I don’t mind him half naked at all!
Haha love all of those!! Go Jacob!
-bellaaaaaa
i think 7 and 2 and 1 and the one on the icon are funny, but i am DEFINETLY TEAM EDWARD ALLLLLL THE WAY!!!!:]
i LOVE jacob!!:] he is the cutestt<3
& i love all the quotes plus the one
on the picture. he could be as naked
as he wants;) lol<3
* & btw, im Team Switzerland!!:]
What about ”If either of you set so much as one toe on my land tomorrow…”
Why isn’t this site listed in the community section of the New Moon’s official site? That bothers me
This is my fav site!!
^pg 124 new moon thou
wow how can anybody be that irresistible!!!! btw those quotes are HILARIOUS!!!!! i luved number one!!! Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf???
TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why on earth must u all act like that pathetic excus for a vampire is anything but that. VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!!
Shut up golden _eyed_ girl and malia Jacob is WAY better than Edward Jacob is the best. Team Jacob all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Love it!! Thsi are my favorite quotes too!! He is so funny!!
iI LOVE #s 4,9,10 DERE SO FUNNY!
hey arianna my names arianna too lol how cool is that:)!
im team edward and team jacob. My favorite line is #1 its the best and yall stop fighting. TEam edward and team jacob rock. So there is no need to fight.
NOW NOW LADIES!! ALL THIS HOSTILITY IS SO NOT COOL! BOTH TEAMS RULE (TEAM JAKE MORE THAN TEAM ED-HA HA).
LOVE #1 I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!HEY MRS FOXXX WAT TEAM R U I’M ON NO TEAM I’M NOT TEAM EDWARD NORE TEA JACOB I’M BOTH!!!
love em all! haha. they should keep those in the movie.
it sure dosent bother me!
NO IT DOESNT JACOB TRUST ME
“I told him you were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence.”
Oh I definitely plan to!
Aw I love jacob/taylor. No one could play jacob better then him! Btw being half naked in the movie sure does help
team jacob allllllll the waaaaay! 
Dear Twilight Fans,
This is a person who is quite insulted but the take over that Twilight has caused, what with the ‘team edward’ and the ‘team jacob’ its absolutly pathetic. I will even make my case as to why I think Twilight is one of the most idiotic movies I have ever seen through out my life: for one there is the argument about the ‘body glitter”. I am one who hated the spontainieus combustion though I would rather have watched Edward’s glittery self explode than to have watch him look like a gay best friend of mine. For two the fact that all the Twi-fans either read just the first book or none of them, I happen to hate Twilight but I can at least say I’ve read all of the books. I find all of your obsession with this pathetic excuss for a movie a way of saying there is no hope for human kind. I have a myspace find me if you dont like what I have to say.
i love jake he’s so funny… and gorgeous. new moon is jacob’s movie edward left so he’s out of the picture. Bella belongs with edward but her and jake would have made a really great couple.
TEAM JACOB !!!!!!!!!!!
HE IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Number four is my all time favorite. I’m only thirteen and I got it right away!!!! (: <3