The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in Eclipse
by Leandra on August 4, 2009
in Books, Cast & Characters
Twilighters Anonymous has another great top ten list. This time it’s, “The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in Eclipse”.
Here is what they have listed:
10. “Sure, sure, I’ll stop by your crypt after school.” (Page 78)
9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)
8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)
7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have you sweating in no time.” (Page 490)
6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.” (Page 491)
5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)
4. “Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)
3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)
2. “Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)
1. “Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)
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Jacob is really funny.
ohh jacobs funny!
hes one of the main resons y eclipse is my fav book of the series
HAHA, thats y im Team Jacob!
ahhh<3 i so love Jacob.
he is soo cute & funnny :]
jacob is sooooooooo adorable
Jake is pretty hilarious eh
hahahaha i love jacob he is really funny and i hope in eclipse that they have those lines. go team jacob!!!!
I love me some Team Jacob/Taylor!! Always makes me smile!
Haha! i love jacob so much! he has such a great sense of humor, i love edwards reaction to 6 and 7
yeah sure he’s so funny!!! and sooooooooooo HOT!
LOVE # 4& 5, but my fav one is: I don’t have leaches on my sped dial (Why they didn’t post that one?)
thes are all my favorite qotes 4rm the book i can’t wait!!!
HAHAHA!!! i lov jacob hes hiliarous!! my fav is 2#!!! and i agree with u arianna, thats one of my favs 2!!! i wonder why they didn’t put that one on there??? oh well!! ;D
OMG LUV JACOB HIS SO FUNNY!!! I CANT BELIEVE BELLA TOOK EDWARD LOL BUT THT WAS HER CHOICE………………………
I love Jacob’s Quotes
the quote #4 is my favorite
=]
y do i have a picture of edvard on my comment!?!?!?!?!
jacob is sooo funny and cheeky! i lov him sooo much, so sweet! and that lil picture of taylor…wow! just wow! lol
i love #6, its just so wrong, its right? ahhahahah.
no, but its funny.
<3
Alllll of those are my favorite!! Team Jacob!
-bellaaaaaa
I like 2, 5, and 6! I really like Taylor, much more than Rob. So I’m Team Taylor when not reading the saga, and I’m Team Edward when I’m in a world of werewolves and vampires…confusing, right? I think so…
I think Eclipse is my favorite book, because of the little things. Like, the whole Edward vs. Jacob thing–I love a fight. Uh, part where Edward’s being overprotecting and won’t allow Bella to see Jacob near the beginning. Also, Bella gets kissed by Jacob:), Edward’s reaction. When Bella gets held against her will…sneaks off to see Jake…ect.
i love Jacob he is so cute and funny “What do I look like, a pack mule?” hehehe
im still team Edward though :b
@ Ana, is not that Confusing, I’m actually team Jacob and team Robert… lol
hahahaha jacob is really funny i love him im team jacob
LoL. Thats MY Jacob!!
Love you Jake.
PS. Totally Team Jacob. (Cause he’s hot.
)
i love jake, hes amazing
haha he’s funny… i luv 10, 8 n 4 there so funny
omg, ppl, Stephanie Meyer is the funny person who ivented the jokes.. Jacobs the fictional character, played by the super hot Taylor..
I’m totally TEAM JACOB!!:D he’s so funny! and HOT!!
one that i found was my favorite was ‘i kissed bella… and she broke her hand… punching me in the face’ XD