TwiLite: A Parody

by on August 9, 2009
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TwiLite: A Parody is available from Amazon. This is not the story of Bella and Edward but of Stella and Edweird.

Here’s the book description:
Love between a teenage girl and a vampire can be a beautiful thing. Then again, it can get a little ugly. Just ask Stella Crow. Stella is a clumsy but otherwise ordinary girl whose life takes a radical turn the moment she meets Edweird. Though perfect on the outside, Edweird Sullen is remarkably unrefined on the inside. He also happens to be a one hundred year old vampire, trapped in the body of a teenage boy, who has yet to finish high school. Nonetheless, Stella is unconditionally smitten with him. But not everything is rosy in this gloomiest of towns. Edweird’s enemies have sworn to put a tragic end to their romance. Against all odds, the bond between Stella and Edweird is nearly strong enough for their love to survive. Most love stories between an impossibly handsome vampire and an ungainly young woman have a magical ending. This one – not so much.

If you love Twilight but also enjoy the lighter side of Twilight and all the parodies that come from its success, this book may be for you. Check it out here.

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  1. YAY! 1ST 2 COMMENT! YAH I.LL READ IT…

  2. steph says:

    haha omg i would be sad enough to read that,i love anything twilight related

  3. steph says:

    omg when posted my thoughts i got a sexy edward pic next to it,lets try that again

  4. becki says:

    I was gunna ask if anyone would actually read that and apparently, people are gunna!
    If you do read it, let me know how it is!

  5. team Emmett says:

    hhaha i so look forward to reading it EDWEIRD!!!(:
    i want it

  6. Antonia Cullen says:

    Lol!I’ll read it :D

  7. Antonia Cullen says:

    Team Edweird!——>

  8. Tracy says:

    That’s.. umm.. weird ? haha.. I don’t know if I want to read it .. if anybody does, just add me on msn and tell me how it is. morintracyann@hotmail.com

  9. Jess says:

    LOL! I googled it, and found a website for this book – twilightparody.com It’s got excerpts from the book and other stuff. It looks frickin’ hilarious!

  10. twilight.nerd says:

    HA!! I want to read it!!

  11. i read the experts and thier not so good i would think thats just my opinion though

  12. mykaela says:

    im not sure if really wanna read this.

    **if anyone could rate it movie-wise, what would you rate it?** (pg, pg13, etc.)
    somebody please answer. thanks.

  13. :D says:

    :O haha I wanna read

  14. Azucena says:

    BELLA is short for ISABELLA so is her STELLA’s full name ISASTELLA?

    haha;

  15. Golden_Eyed_Girl says:

    um i dont get it is it like a joke or something please explain

  16. Alice 16 says:

    WEIRD i like the real twilight Thank you very much.

  17. Golden_Eyed_Girl says:

    it turns out these type of things is where they are making fun of the book

  18. BerryMary says:

    I will def be reading that!!! if you like spoofs you should check out Craig Ferguson’s skit about J.k. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer. It’s effin hilarious!!

  19. jess says:

    um…thats weird!? i dont really get the point or how they can make a whole book parody of twilight! lol! but i kinda wanna read it!?

  20. XCleverClogs09X (Smarticle09) says:

    I wanna read it but it might actually ruin twilight. Looks funny though :P

  21. Sunni Dae says:

    Ohh sounds really interesting! :)

  22. Edward's Girl says:

    I can’t decide how I feel about this book… LOL It sounds like it could be really funny, BUT anything making fun of Edward is just not my taste… ; )

  23. Brittany says:

    Haha I probably will read this! :P Sounds sort of funny!

  24. twerd4life says:

    its hilarious =) i only read the first chapter or so cuz the author has excerpts form his book on his website. and the author is REALLY nice. i sent him a note about how cool i thought the idea of his book was and he replied and was so nice and funny and just cool. i totally can’t wait to read the rest of this book =)

  25. chelsea says:

    i cant wait to read it! LoL!… are they in stores… yet?… tell me thnxs… cant wait to read it!

  26. Watz Itto Ya says:

    I dont know if I’ll read it. It’s almost like they are making fun of Twilight. If anyone reads it let me know if its good.

  27. Patty says:

    i actually sent in this one :) haha i can’t decide if i wanna slap the author in the face or give him a high-five. reading the excerpts online, i was just torn. i wanna get it though!

  28. Krystle says:

    Worst. Parody. Ever.

    The guy bashes Stephanie Meyer to a bloody pulp all throughout the book. He’s probably just jealous though.

    One thing i’ll give him are the names of the characters- hilarious.

    It was only $10, but honestly, not even worth it.

    • Jess says:

      No, he really didn’t bash Stephenie, not sure what Krystie is talking about. Its a parody – just like all those youtube vidoes, and parodies of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings, etc. Just having some fun with Twilight – which way too many people take too seriously. If you have a sense of humor, you’ll like this book. I did. :)

  29. ali says:

    this is a rip off not fair that is all i have to say

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