Funny Emmett Cullen Quotes

by on August 26, 2009
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Twilighters Anonymous has a new top ten list. This time they have listed the top ten funny Emmett Cullen Quotes.

Here is what they list:

10. “Eerie, isn’t it?” (Twilight Pg. 387)

9. “You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here you are, red-faced just like always.” (New Moon Pg. 26)

8. “It doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose” (New Moon Pg. 498)

7. “I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.” (New Moon Pg. 26)

6. “I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around” (Eclipse Pg. 93)

5. “Fall down again, Bella?” (Eclipse Pg. 342)

4. “You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 69)

3. “So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?” (Breaking Dawn pg. 490)

2. “Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded by horse-sized wolves.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 745)

1. “‘Bout time somebody scored around here.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 511)

Source: Twilighters Anonymous

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42 Responses
  1. Patty says:

    i love emmett, hes awesome :)

  2. carliecullen says:

    omg hes gawjus lol
    i love the quote with the last chance to make bella blush lol

  3. the 3rd one is my favorite

  4. fanpire 16 says:

    i like the 3rd one better

  5. little miss alice says:

    haha i love them!!!!!!! my fav is “its bout time someone scored around here.” lol

  6. M!$$ CULLEN says:

    i love emmett he us soo hot sweet and funny,
    <3<3<3

  7. chez says:

    emmett is so funy through all the books i love him

  8. Viki says:

    haha i love emmett !! he is so hot and funny

  9. Ebony says:

    “Bout time somebody scored around here” loooooove u Emmett

  10. aliceann says:

    haha 3 and 1! poor bella, she felt like killing him when he made fun of that.
    lolz! too funny.
    love, emmett,he reminds me of my big bro that lives far who i miss :(

  11. Arianna says:

    I absolutely love 3 n’ 1 I always laugh my ass of every time I read Braking Down. Totally my favs

  12. Nicki says:

    i love emmett and #3 is so funny i love it

  13. Alice 16 says:

    Emmett is SO funny. ROFL

  14. Emmett Girl says:

    I love Emmett!!! He is SOOO HOTT!!!! and funny i love all the quotes.

  15. monica says:

    HAHA I love all of these especially numbers 4 and 1!!

  16. ysatis (: says:

    HA! ; i love emmet<3
    & i also love how he “scores” w/ rose.
    we need a vamp w. somee sex appeal ;]

  17. ysatis (: says:

    not that edward doesnt have one <3333 :]

  18. SukiBlue says:

    I so love the one about knockin the house down that was so funny when I read that in Breaking Dawn, My niece and I had a good laugh about it!^_^! Because we both agreed that the house should have been crumbled LOL!^_^!

  19. shahar EB says:

    dude what about :”hell yeah”????

  20. maddie says:

    i love emmett he is so funny! my favorite is 3!!!!! lol!

  21. jess says:

    lol! – i LOVE emmett he’s just awesome!!! (dont c wat he see’s in rosalie though!? he diserves better! humph!!)

    • bobmarley says:

      oooooo Rosalie is awesome too! They work perfectly, she is loving to him, caring, stunning, his other half – they are perfect!

  22. Ann :] says:

    Emmett is fantastic ;]

    • sarah says:

      emmett is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot i wuld love to be rosalie.i think shes the is the lucyest pirson in the world

      HOT SPELLS EMMETT

  23. Tarsha8nz says:

    I love his “She’s diabolical’ I also like 6 and 7. My favourite part of Breaking Dawn was when Charlie was there and the arm wrestle between him and Bella.

  24. TeamJacob?TeamEdward? says:

    I like number 5.

  25. katora says:

    heeyy i really love u guys all of u and i cant wait till new moon and the other ones come out!! really kol
    but u really love jacob black and edward cullen but the most of all
    JASPER HALE he is so sexy u guys should see me bedroom thats all it is !!:)

  26. Cydzz says:

    like num. 6

  27. team edward says:

    lol!! #6… i love it!!!! when emmett says little sister 2 bella…omg made me cry!!! how sweet and cute

  28. ALice says:

    Emmett is the best Cullen ever he is sooo hot!!!! Love all of his qoutes because he is my soul mate!!!!!!!Woohooo

  29. sam says:

    You should add this one:”Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort,” Its m favorite one from Emmet in Breaking Dawn

  30. jessica says:

    Omfg I freakin love kellan lutz he’s soooooooooo cute

  31. jessica says:

    Omfg I freakin love kellan lutz he’s soooooooooo hawt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Maria says:

    luv u emmett. he is soooooooooooooo hottt!!!!!!!!!!he is so damn halarious

  33. Lauren says:

    LOL gotta love emmett

  34. rosalie says:

    edward e bella sono fantastici!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I love edward!!!!!!

  35. natasha says:

    i love imet hes the onley resen twilight wus good i mean if i had sarkasim thet good i’d have my own moovey.lol

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