demetri-keep acting like ur scared and maybe we can pull this off
alice-im sorry its just hard when you’ve got robert pattinson 10 feet away from you no wonder we’re on take 36!
I like this one, it’s from the 4tnz website:
Alice: So are they swollen?
Demetri:I don’t know, Hey Aro feel this do they feel swollen?
LOL BTW they are trying to see if she is sick.
Demitri: Go in and talk to Aro or she’ll get hurt!
Alice: Umm…I have a name you know and it’s ALICE.OH and I ripped off a vampires head and what I see NOTHING is going to happen.
Demetri: Die immortal- DIE! Oh, nice red gloves by the way . Wher did you get him?Alice: Yeah I got ‘em in ‘Vampires R Us’. They were really cheap.. actually- no wait i’m mad at you!
Demitri: so you won’t be joining us? That’s unfortunate. Such a waste.
Alice: Join or die, is that it? I suspected as much when we were brought to *this* room.
alice:before you ask them to die tell us if our eyes match demetri:also before i say yes for you to die i was also wandering if alice’s gloves match my eyes too
by the way i saw u in ur undease and it was discusting ont he other hand jacob is cute and ur INGAGED TO KRISTEN STEWERT I HATE U >:o cheep scate u r unbeeleivable and gorges on set in the movie but ur old hair by by and new hair hello i am alice ome if i were alice i think id fant so much that i would die of happieness!!!!!!! Love and always Twilight lover Emma
Demetri- Look scared!
Alice-no
Demetri-yes
Alice-no
Demetri-no….. hey!! ur gloves match my eyes! hey Edward don’t they match?
Alice- yeah they r really matchy. Wait a second…. y is ur hand on my neck?
Demetri-idk hey lets go get somethin to eat while Jane kills Edward!
Alice- i’m in
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1st comment lol canit wait for new moon its goin 2 be awsome odie nd i love everything twilight (IM A TWI-GUY)
damn im was a minute behind
TEAM JACOB 4 EVER SAYS
lol garrett
demetri – dont move or the girl gets hurt
alice – i hope that my porshe hasnt been stolen
demetri-keep acting like ur scared and maybe we can pull this off
alice-im sorry its just hard when you’ve got robert pattinson 10 feet away from you no wonder we’re on take 36!
Demetri: damn it is that Jasper coming?! i thought you said he wasn’t coming?!
Alice: o-em-gee i am screwed! so much for keeping it a secret!
LMAO Garret that was too funny;]]
LMFAO
GARRETT YUR FUNNY
HAHA
I LIKE YURS CARLIE
HEHE
Alice *thinks: WHY DIDN’T I BRING JASPER AGAIN?!*
Demetri: What do you mean let her GO!?
Demetri : I´ve tell her never to use my lipstick !
Alice : …but the color fits perfect to my gloves!
*hearing a car being towed in the background*
Demetri: *thinking* “finally that porsche is gone, the yellow clashed with my eyes!”
Alice: *whimpering* “my porsche…my beautiful porsche…”
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yeaaah… i’ve got nothing funny sry…..lolz.
enibas07, haha, yours is funny, cause it does look like he is wearing lipstick. lolz
alice: aro, plz tell him to let go!!
demetri: but she stole my lipsstick!!
haha.. sry got nothin better..
thanks
LOL
Demtri-If you do something stupid Edward,I will kill Alice!
Alice-Don’t be stupid Edward,If I die who will get all my Clothes?
Edward-I just want to give Bella a kiss before Jane kills me
Demtri-well then i think that’s ok,go ahead
Demetri: We must find out what she is seeing.
Alice: Please, just believe what I said. I wouldn’t lie to you.
Alice:dont do it jasper
Demetri:your girl is brave jasper, but are u brave enough to let her go
Alice: Leave me be I’m strong enough, Jasper
Demetri:com on Jasper, save your girl, u no u want to!
I like this one, it’s from the 4tnz website:
Alice: So are they swollen?
Demetri:I don’t know, Hey Aro feel this do they feel swollen?
LOL BTW they are trying to see if she is sick.
Demetri: I want her gloves!
Alice: I got them at Walmart for 5 bucks, I swear!
demetri: prepare to die alice!
alice: how did i NOT c this coming!!
demetri: what, did u say about my hair jane?
alice: nothing! ur hair looks amazin! jane plz, stop, i have a family!
demetri: can i kill her?
alice: say no, say no, say no
demetri: saay it alice! say it!
alice: fine! ur hotter than edward. can u let go now?
Alice; EWWW!!!Why is my neck sticky?What did you do Demetri?!?!
Demetri; There was a spider!I swear!
alice-oh wow he smells
volturi-do i look like a girl or is it just the lipstick.
Demetri: Aro, Alice took my lipstick!
Alice: No I didn’t!
Alice: BOYYY IF JASPER WERE HERE!!! BOY HE WOULD KILL YOUR A…
Demetri: *interups* hey “Alice”…after the shoot…wanna get some ” coffee”
alice: hey if u let me go i will not tell aro the you stole MY lipstick!!!!!
demetri:but you said you wouldnt tell anyone about that!!!!
LOL
Alice: “Why would I out of all of us be the one in the choke hold?”
Demetri:”Because you’re the one standing the closest to me, and Edward’s really making me mad!”
constanza Says:
demetri: saay it alice! say it!
alice: fine! ur hotter than edward. can u let go now?
ahahahaha i like this one
alice- hey this wasnt in the book
emetri – well its in the script so jus plaay along
xx
demetri: COME HERE!
alice: hang on this wasnt in the book let go!
Alice: If you leave me, I swear that I’ll tell you the future!
Demetri: hmm..and how do I know that you will tell me the truth? :O
DEMETRI : she stole my cuddly rabbit.
ALICE : what would i do with your stupid pink rabbit.
My fabe is this one by Mrs lautner
alice: hey if u let me go i will not tell aro the you stole MY lipstick!!!!!
demetri:but you said you wouldnt tell anyone about that!!!!
there are qood ones & some not so qood.
but still i like it <3.
& awwww. Garret was happy thinking he was first :/ hilarious.
Demitri: If you don’t tell me the future I will stangle you!
Alice thiking: *hiding laughter* How could he strangle me when I don’t need to breathe?
Demetri:*looks away* I’m gonna strangle you now
Alice:Demetri are you blind I’m right over here
Demetri: What did i say u DO NOT touch Robert Pattinson
Alice: I can’t help it hes just sooooo pretty!
spelling fix ***
Demitri: If you don’t tell me the future I will strangle you!
Alice thinking: *hiding laughter* How could he strangle me when I don’t need to breathe?
Demitri: look at me now this scene is suppost to be scary!!!
Alice: but robert pattinson is just so hot!!!
Alice: Stop it your choking me!!
Dimmitie: Not until your dead………..OH your are already dead.
Same here go Vampier_Pixie 97
Dimetri: Jasper if you move I will choke her to death.
Alice: ummmmmmmm I’m already dead so it wouldn’t bother me too much I don’t need to breath.
Dimetri: Dang it!! o well I can try.
Alice: Ha! I’d like to see u try.
demetri is hot
everyone copied my idea about choking alice… lol
)
(at least i know i have some ideas
Demitri: anyone makes one move and i’ll strangle her!
Alice: well… how can you strangle me when i don’t need to breath??
DEMITRI: WOW BELLA SMELLS SO GOOD I WONDER IF I HOLD ALICE LIKE THIS SHE’LL SACRIFICE HER SELF
ALICE: GO AHEAD AND TRY EDWARD IS TO STRONG TO LET HER GO
Both: ROBERT IS JUST SO HOT…:D All i cud think of soz.
haha i luv hannahs!
Demitri: Go in and talk to Aro or she’ll get hurt!
Alice: Umm…I have a name you know and it’s ALICE.OH and I ripped off a vampires head and what I see NOTHING is going to happen.
DEMETRI: HA EDWARD! I have your Bella now!
ALICE: Huh? I’m Alice not Bella… thats bella over there… do I smell mouthwatering to u?
demitri- are you sure your gloves match my eyes??
alice- i dont know lets take a look!
demitri- EDWARD!! stop kissing your girlfriend and tell me if my eyes match alices gloves?!?!!?
alice- yeah edward, hurry!!!!!!!!
demetri…so your telling me it not maybelline alice…i cant breathe
Alice: What’s that in the distance?
Demetri: Oh crud, its coming towards us!
Demetri: Die immortal- DIE! Oh, nice red gloves by the way
. Wher did you get him?Alice: Yeah I got ‘em in ‘Vampires R Us’. They were really cheap.. actually- no wait i’m mad at you!
Alice: I have to go to the bathroom really bad!!!!
Demetri: Vampires don’t go to the bathroom!!!! How many times do I have to tell you????!!!!
Demetri: i have always hated that wall.
Alice: ummmmm.. your hurting me
srrys thats all i got right now
Alice says:Edward!Demetri said that i have a fever!
Demetri says:Yeah..she’s a bit hot!she needs medicine..
gah!i don’t know!
omg wallyowl that was soo funny
Alice :um… can i please use the bathroom?
Do i look stupid to you? Vampires don’t need to use the bathroom!
Demitri: so you won’t be joining us? That’s unfortunate. Such a waste.
Alice: Join or die, is that it? I suspected as much when we were brought to *this* room.
the previous entry was from page 477 of new moon . i altered it a bit . originally spoken by aro and edward
Alice: Stop looking at that girl!!
Demetri: Sorry, Just smell her. Its mouth watering.
Alice:I am so lost!
Demetri:Why am i holding this weirdos neck?
haha the photo is cute though lolz
alice:before you ask them to die tell us if our eyes match demetri:also before i say yes for you to die i was also wandering if alice’s gloves match my eyes too
Demetri… Look girl you tell me were I can get those gloves to my future girlfriend or die.
Alice… FYI I do hava a name, alice cute no, annyway those are one of a kind
Demetri… Edward you better join ous or this girlfriend of yours is going to die, ummmm i am serious.
Alie…. I am Alice but lets know what Edward says, Edwar?
by the way i saw u in ur undease and it was discusting ont he other hand jacob is cute and ur INGAGED TO KRISTEN STEWERT I HATE U >:o cheep scate u r unbeeleivable and gorges on set in the movie but ur old hair by by and new hair hello i am alice ome if i were alice i think id fant so much that i would die of happieness!!!!!!! Love and always Twilight lover Emma
Demetri- Look scared!
Alice-no
Demetri-yes
Alice-no
Demetri-no….. hey!! ur gloves match my eyes! hey Edward don’t they match?
Alice- yeah they r really matchy. Wait a second…. y is ur hand on my neck?
Demetri-idk hey lets go get somethin to eat while Jane kills Edward!
Alice- i’m in
ok i messed up. that one line where demetri says no… hes SUPPOSED to say yes but i messed up.
demitri:i cant believe edward said he didnt like my lip stick!! im gonna kill his sis!!
alice:y is this girl holding my neck!!!
NICE TORI!!! LOL
hahahaha i love that one heather!!
ty i do too! thats y i put it up!
Demetri:Join the Volturi!
Alice: For the last time, I will not join the Volturi!
Demetri: You stupid girl!
Alice: Look who’s talking.