HAHA right on cheryl..that’s a good one!!!! bella says”Edward why are you staring at me?” edward says”i’m just trying to remember how beautiful you look before you go and do something stupid to your hair!” they should pick urs
Edward: ahh..umm…Bella?
Bella: Y-yes Edward?
Edward: (holds her hand & tries to pull it up.)
Edward: er…Bella would mind-?
BElla: No, Kiss me! You can Kiss me! or more if you like..
Edward: NO you idiot, pull your shirt up! Or i’ll end up killing right now!
some of these are wackkk :/ sorry.
but i loved Cheryl`s. hahaaaa. it cracked me upp
& also JT`s. but i suck at these so in not even
gonna tryyy i cant waiit for newww mooonn. AHHH!
edward**there is sad in your eyes
bella*noitis because i remmber how iwas without you
2
edward**iamsorrybecause ileave you but it was because ilove you
bella**please dont do it ever again.
iknow itis not funny but ilove the picture so mush icant do any funny things on it
Bella: Edward i have been meaning to ask you something for a long time now, whats with the james dean haircut?, what do you think of going bald!
Edward: But.. i wont be sexiest man in the world anymore.. i would be fugly!
I love The Twilight Saga.
I think Edward saying ‘Bella,I was never a
vampire I just wanted you, but I’m now a werewolve’
And Bellas saying ‘ yay! now we can both be warm blooded’
Edward: Bella there’s this girl I really like and I think I wanna marry her.
Bella: aww Edward you wanna marry me?
Edward: Oh, no I was talking about Jessica
ok this has nothing to do about this but does anyone know when or if stephine is going to finish writing midnight sun? and when she will publish it??!!!! i really want to know!
Edward: I’m really sorry I left. I missed you so much.
Bella: I love you Edward. Please never do that again, I don’t think I can live
without you.
Edward: I love you too Bella, I understand that you say you can’t live without
me. I can’t live without you either.
Bella: Will you kiss me.
Edward: After all I put you through you really still want me?
Bella: Are you kidding? I would still want you if you ripped my arm off. You
are all I have ever needed, and all I’ll ever need…
~edward: “will you marry me bella”
~bella: ” didn’t you read your script, your not suposed to ask me that till the next movie. get the blood out of you head!!”
BELLA: My last night here as Bell Swan. Tomorrow I will be Bella Cullen.
EDWARD: I can wait till you’re my wife.
BELLA: Who is that tapping on my window?
EDWARD: Apparently my brothers think I need a bachelor party.
BELLA: Oh, bachelor party? What do vampires do for bachelor party. We are
out partying with a few mountain lions and bears.
EDWARD: What did you do Bella?
BELLA: I just put a few drops of crazy glue on my hand…I just wanted to see
if it would work…oops! I can’t move!
EDWARD: Now we’re stuck together forever…who’s complaining?
Edward:Bella,you don’t know how much I love so can I ask you something?
Bella:[]=thinking.[Oh my god he's going to propose!!!!!!] YES!!!!!!!!!!
Edward:Why are are you wearing a wig?????
Bella:How did you notice?
Edward:It makes your forehead look more square.Oh and It was slipping off during the night.
Bella:Oh…
Edward:Yeah…
i think it is the part when she comes bak from Italy and they r in her bed and he like sorta asked her to marry him and then he is about to kiss her but she sayd something like
“dont, it will make it worse when i wake up and you r not there”
and he is like”Bella, I am really here”
and she thinks it all a dream
Edward: Bella love, i will never leave you again. You have no idea what you mean to… *Bella looks down at his watch.*
Bella: Yeah so, Is this going to take long TRUE BLOOD comes on in 20 minutes!
Bella: Rob…why are they saying that we are going out and that im prego with you?
Edward: umm heh..i dont know ( thinking: hah she doesnt know that its true )
Bella: are you ok?
Edward: Yup just fell off the bed trying to put on my lipstick sorry
Haha First One !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehes. this should be good…
bella: ya know, edward. sometimes i worry about you…
edward: crap! i thought this would turn on the ladies! whoops.
ummm lame to the first two.
lmao sorrrrrrry speakin the truth.
RUDE MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: You can stay with Jacob but we’ll have to share Renesmes custody
Bella: Ok Edward but I want half of your goods
Nothing better
EDWARD IS ASKING BELLA IF HE WANTS HIM TO STAY WITH HER OR LEAVE AGAIN.
BELLA IS IN SHOCK SAYING NO NEVER AGAIN I WILL ALWAYS WAT YOU TO STAY WITH ME.
*cough cough* proposal *cough cough*
Bella: Are you wearing my lipstick?
Edward: It was on the floor.
haha. i know mine was lame…i can never think of anything good for these things.
Bella: “Edward, Why are you staring at me?”
Edward: “I’m just trying to remember how beautiful you look before you go and do something stupid to your hair!”
lmao at jt. lol. thats funny. i cant think of nuthin……lol
bella- u dont know how much i love you
edward- u have something on your face
Edward: Bella can I stay with you tonihgt?
Bella: Sorry Edward tonight it’s Jacob’s turn.
HAHA right on cheryl..that’s a good one!!!! bella says”Edward why are you staring at me?” edward says”i’m just trying to remember how beautiful you look before you go and do something stupid to your hair!” they should pick urs
I cant wait till the movie!!
Bella- Where are you going? I dont want you to leave me again.
Edward- Dont worry love, Im here. By the way I love you.
BELLA- awww i missed u so…
EDWARD – u don’t kno how much i miss u
Edward: I’m trying to fart without you knowing..I AM a gentleman.
Bella: Yes but I can smell it. A gentleman would leave to room.
Edward: I think you need a human moment or two…
Bella: Crap! darn acute vampire senses!
Edward: Bella i have to tell you something… i just hate the new wig its too puffy!!
Bella: well i feel like a shmuck… do you prefer the mullet?
Edward: Bella I promise to love you forever, every single day of forever. Will you marry me?
Bella: Yes Jacob marry me!! edward? wait what?
i got nothing….love jt’s! so freaken funni!
bella- Jake–oppas i can’t stop thinking about him…
edward- i know i can’t either *blush*
@Noelle Black
the proposal is until eclipse ;read the books!
I think you guys are all funny seriously.
You guys crack me up.=)
Edward: “Bella, I love you. Will you marry me???”
*crash outside*
Bella: “Shhhh. Jake you moron, be quiet. He’ll here you!!!”
Edward: marry me
Bella: okay whats the punch line
0MG!! ii jUST l0VE jt’s iiTS s0 hiiLARii0US (:
Edward: Please Bella, don’t make see it…
Bella: I know? Jake would take me to see “The half blood prince”
@ Azucena: He proposes the first time in new moon, she says yes in Eclipse…. Mmm maybe you should give another look to the books
I got nothin
Bella-oh jake my dear loving jake
Edward- bella your having a nightmare again i think its time to stop daydreaming
thats all i got.
I did like Caitlyn Cullen/Black,tammy’s and jt’s those were really funny
Haha! lol true Arianna
Another one:
Bella: But I thought you were Ok about that
Edward: yes, but I never thought the wig was gonna look so puff
Edward: Do you , Do you Smell something ? ?
Bella: *Blush* I guess it kinda Sliped Out …. Sorry *Blush*
LOLOL , Thats all i got
Heehe! I liked.. Caitlyn Cullen/Black, Scarlly && teamjacobedward… those were awsum! real crack-ups, loved ‘em!
Oks got another…
Edward: ahh..umm…Bella?
Bella: Y-yes Edward?
Edward: (holds her hand & tries to pull it up.)
Edward: er…Bella would mind-?
BElla: No, Kiss me! You can Kiss me! or more if you like..
Edward: NO you idiot, pull your shirt up! Or i’ll end up killing right now!
Soz can’t think of much?! But it’s fun to write!
these are so funny.. lol.
Edward: Bella, i love you. Please marry me?
Bella: Edward can I please go take a sh*t??
i couldnt think of anything else…lol
azucena
ya but the new moon director had edward propose in new moon.
Edward: Bella,love,do you want to…
outside:crash
bella:jacob, go away. dont you think renesmee will get jeleaus?
@Arianna&jasperluvr
yeaa i dont really member. cause my cousin has had new moon for like a month so thats the one havent been able to read alot.sawwy
Edward: What do you think about goin to Italy for our Honeymoon?
Bella: Ok he has OFFICIALLY lost his mind…where’s Jacob???
OME i cant wait to see that scene in the movie!!!
some of these are wackkk :/ sorry.
i cant waiit for newww mooonn. AHHH!
but i loved Cheryl`s. hahaaaa. it cracked me upp
& also JT`s. but i suck at these so in not even
gonna tryyy
Edward:Your eyes r beautiful……
Bella:Aww,thank u .Yours r more beautiful…..
It’s all I got,I know it’s probaly LAME…….
Edward: gaze upon my eyes so that I may hypnotize thee to thy death….
Bella: “Edward… thats a huge BOOGER!’
edward**there is sad in your eyes
bella*noitis because i remmber how iwas without you
2
edward**iamsorrybecause ileave you but it was because ilove you
bella**please dont do it ever again.
iknow itis not funny but ilove the picture so mush icant do any funny things on it
Bella: Edward i have been meaning to ask you something for a long time now, whats with the james dean haircut?, what do you think of going bald!
Edward: But.. i wont be sexiest man in the world anymore.. i would be fugly!
hehe or maby…
Bella: You look so sexy right now.. *moves in to kiss edward*
Edward: Wait, can we just talk for once? its like you just want me for my body, ga your always so horny..
Lol xD
edward – bella please im sorry
bella – edward please don’t do this your not here anysecond now your going to dissapear
hehe last idea;
Bella: Edward, now can you bite me..
Edward: Gahh, If i wasn’t a vampire, im beginning to think you wouldn’t even like me..
<3
edward: i know your’re pregnant, who’s is it? mike’s?
Bella: you idiot! i just ate that whole b’day cake! did you expect me to be thin!?
Edward: “what shade of lipstick is that?”
Bella: “maybe you’ve been spending to much time with me!”
I love The Twilight Saga.
I think Edward saying ‘Bella,I was never a
vampire I just wanted you, but I’m now a werewolve’
And Bellas saying ‘ yay! now we can both be warm blooded’
Edward: Bella there’s this girl I really like and I think I wanna marry her.
Bella: aww Edward you wanna marry me?
Edward: Oh, no I was talking about Jessica
HEHE
ok this has nothing to do about this but does anyone know when or if stephine is going to finish writing midnight sun? and when she will publish it??!!!! i really want to know!
Kristen; I wish you are my boyfriend.
Rob; Doncha wish your boyfriend was hot like me.
Edward; Bella I’m so scared with the paparazzi.
Bella; I thought you’re going to propose?
Edward: ugh Bella, you’ve got some bats in the cave
Bella: and that means?
bella- oh edward i-
edward- shhhhhh just let me take it from here silly girl
Edward: I’m really sorry I left. I missed you so much.
Bella: I love you Edward. Please never do that again, I don’t think I can live
without you.
Edward: I love you too Bella, I understand that you say you can’t live without
me. I can’t live without you either.
Bella: Will you kiss me.
Edward: After all I put you through you really still want me?
Bella: Are you kidding? I would still want you if you ripped my arm off. You
are all I have ever needed, and all I’ll ever need…
bella: edward you have a little something on you lip
Edward: woops that must have been the deer i killed this morning
edward : bella,bella shhhhh its ok wats the matter?
bella : WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING LIPSTICK?!?!?!?!
lol. that last one is funny.
~edward: “will you marry me bella”
~bella: ” didn’t you read your script, your not suposed to ask me that till the next movie. get the blood out of you head!!”
Edward: “Your scent is overwhelmingly powerful today!”
Bella: “Sorry, it’s that time of month!”
Bella: Edward I love your lipstick, may I borrow it?
Edward: Everything mine is yours Bella.
lmfaoo @ Viki :]
@ Cheryl : EWKKK! lmfao
Cheryl your first one was soo FUNNY!!
BELLA: My last night here as Bell Swan. Tomorrow I will be Bella Cullen.
EDWARD: I can wait till you’re my wife.
BELLA: Who is that tapping on my window?
EDWARD: Apparently my brothers think I need a bachelor party.
BELLA: Oh, bachelor party? What do vampires do for bachelor party. We are
out partying with a few mountain lions and bears.
EDWARD: What did you do Bella?
BELLA: I just put a few drops of crazy glue on my hand…I just wanted to see
if it would work…oops! I can’t move!
EDWARD: Now we’re stuck together forever…who’s complaining?
that was hiarious, u guys are so funny…but my favorite ones are the ones about Rob wearing lipstick lol! so funny…
I think bella is saying I’m in so much pain, and Edward is sayin git will be okay
Edward: I don’t want you to lose your soul
Bella: you are my everything i would give anything to be with you. Forever…
Edward: “Bella, wake up, lets go”
Bella: ” Aww.. Crap! That was a good dream ya know?!?”
Edward:Bella,you don’t know how much I love so can I ask you something?
Bella:[]=thinking.[Oh my god he's going to propose!!!!!!] YES!!!!!!!!!!
Edward:Why are are you wearing a wig?????
Bella:How did you notice?
Edward:It makes your forehead look more square.Oh and It was slipping off during the night.
Bella:Oh…
Edward:Yeah…
i think it is the part when she comes bak from Italy and they r in her bed and he like sorta asked her to marry him and then he is about to kiss her but she sayd something like
“dont, it will make it worse when i wake up and you r not there”
and he is like”Bella, I am really here”
and she thinks it all a dream
i like the first one. and like every other one. they are all better than anything i could think of.
Edward:Bella I love you so much, I-
Bella:Wait…you have a huge lump in your throat… and is that my lipstick?
Sorry, they aren’t that good. Enjoy.
I got another one! Sorry mine aren’t that good.
Edward:Bella, what’s wrong?
Bella:Well, I’m sort of sad you came back, Jake can really show a girl a good time!
Enjoy!
Edward: marry me first.
Bella: Ok. whats the punch line?
BELLA SAYS: EDWARD WHY ARE YOU SARING AT ME.
EDWARD SAYS: BECAUSE YOU HAVE CRAP ALL OVER YOU FACE AND I AM NOT GOING TO STAY WITH YOU LOOKING LIKE THAT
sorry dudes no offense but all of theese are pretty lame my ideas are lame too i am not good at theese at all
Bella: (Sigh)..Edward..is that really you??
Edward: whew!…Yes! but it wont be if you don’t go brush your teeth!
hahha i know laammmeee
Bella:Um…Edward you got a little buger there!
Edward:Oh wow…that’s embarassing
Bella: Edward? Are you wearing lip gloss?
Edward:Yep, I just bought it yesterday. Like it?
Bella-”Hey, is that my lipstick?”
Edward-”Hey is that dog hair on your face?”
Belle-”Hey, is that my lipstick? Your lips weren’t always that red.”
Edward-”Yeah, I know, its the fluorescents.”
omg…i love the play on the twilight movie
ur awesome
Bella: not again how many times have you fallen off the bed
Edward: sorry that i put lots of passion in 2 it
Edward: Bella love, i will never leave you again. You have no idea what you mean to… *Bella looks down at his watch.*
Bella: Yeah so, Is this going to take long TRUE BLOOD comes on in 20 minutes!
Bella: Marry you? Ok… what’s the punch line?
Edward: You’re wounding me ego Bella. I just proposed to you, and you think it’s a joke?
bella: what are you staring at?
edward: you have a something hanging out of your nose..
Bella: Edward what are you staring at?
Edward: You have dog hair sticking out your nose.
OMG! i luv zakk’s and cheryls! dey is brill!
Edward: I think you got a little bogger\
Bella: I’ll pick it when you aren’t looking
Edward- Charlie’s coming. Can I hide under the bed?
Bella- No! Cause then there would really be a monster under the bed.
Edward: charlie’s coming, I’ll hide under your bed
Bella: didn’t you read the book?! your supposed to hide in my closet!
Bella:What the hell Edward why are you on the floor
Edward: You are so annoying when you sleep i try to get away from it all you talk about is that dog when i said i love to watch you sleep i was lieing
Bella: Edward what are you doing?
Edward: Will you marry me already! if you say no, i would have to kill you.
Bella – Edward…. Is that my lipstick?
Edward – Sorry, thought you wouldn’t notice!
I no its rubbish :/
Bella – Why are you down there?
Edward – Thought the dog was under the bed!
Love Taylor (L)
bella:why are you down there and why do you smell like a werewolf?
Edward:well i was with emily last night and I have a feeling sams going to kill me.
It Shold Be Like This!!!
Bella:Edward Im Menastrating Right Now You Might Wanna Leave
Edward:Its Ok I Dont Like To Lick From There
Bella: you are NOT proposing to me!!!
Edward: Ew never I was just checking why your room smelt like werewolf. Witch leads to why is that DOG under your bed?
Bella: Rob…why are they saying that we are going out and that im prego with you?
Edward: umm heh..i dont know ( thinking: hah she doesnt know that its true )