Edward’s Diary
by Leandra on September 12, 2009
in Cast & Characters
If you have read the books are watched the pilot of The Vampire Diaries you know that Elena and Stefan keep Diaries. Well Television Without Pity wrote an article about what other famous vampires would write in their diaries. They included Edward.
These diary entries are pretty funny. You can read them all here.
This is what they wrote for Edward:
Edward (Twilight)
Dear Diary,
I’m having second thoughts about this whole “going to high school” thing. Carlisle says it helps us blend in longer, but does it? Really? I mean, if we just lived in the woods, and made sure our fake IDs said we were 18, wouldn’t that be better than making sure every kid in town knows us, and getting our pictures taken and published in book form once a year? Also, the homework is starting to get really annoying. I mean, I have to write a paper on Miles Davis, and I can’t even mention that we hung out that one time. This bites. Oh, well, guess I’m gonna go break into that new girl’s bedroom and watch her sleep.
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Haha that is really funny!!!
hahaha, hilarious. poor edward.
that is funy hahaha
haha this is too funny, but it’s so true it would be easier to live in the forest with out everyone knowing you haha
Haha, thats so funny
This is funny but Edward is more serious and dedicated i can’t explain.
I’m gonna go break into that new girl’s bedroom and watch her sleep.
LMAO!
that is so funny
lol i know i would be sick of homework if had to do it for 90 years
LMAO! This is hilarious!
It’s really funny!
i luv it its soo funny!!!
OME funny
LMAO
its figgin hilarious!
LMAO!!!!!
btw did anyone else catch the oh so many “simularities” that The Vampire Diaries had with Twilight????
haha. that is really funny…
i watched The Vampire Diaries this past thursday, and it was REALLY good. im gonna have to read the books. and, Carlie, i did notice the similarities between the two…
Haahaha Thats pretty funny!
haha, that was funny, lolz
lolz
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@mykaela, i watched it too and now im reading the books, but im going to give you a heads up and tell you that twilight is sooo much better! they do not compare!
haha i liked the sessame street vampire! that one was funny!
SALKER LOVE U EDWARD
just LOL !!!!
They make a point, when they move somewhere else why dont they just get papers saying their home schooled?
yeah I have to agree about Twilight being way better books than Vamp Diaries. In the book Elena is so vain and bratty and conceited. The complete opposite to our shy and unpopular Bella. I guess I wasn’t expecting that and it ruined the whole series for me. At least her character seems better in the show.
The diaries were soooo hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing at Bill’s and Count Dracula’s. too funny
hey, do any of u guys have msn? lolz
HAHA, funny! Me and my cousin (we both LOVE Twilight) sat and analyzed Twilight the other day (the movie mostly and a little of the book) We r dorks, we know. But c’mon with Carlisle being so responsible and fatherly, why would he put Jasper through the torture of going to school around so many ppl? I mean Bella gets a little paper cut and he goes crazy, I think there would be a few girls with more then a paper cut going on in school. And we came to a conclusion on Edwards 5 o’clock shadow. See he was really sick when he got changed, so he just didn’t get around to shaving. lol Also did anyone else catch Edward flip Emmett off when thye collided into each other and feel to the ground during the baseball scene? LMAO.
guys… c’mon, pls, i’m soo freaking out
do any of u has msn? i mean, messenger, or e-mail, or whatever….?
plz, lolz
Yeah I have email…lol why?
G’night Twilighters! Oh and Anne, if you want you can go into chat here if you r just wantin to chat w/ someone
OK maybe I’m just reallllly tired, but I thought TG had a chatroom….ok time for bed…blaahhhh soo tired.
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i wish they said journal instead of diary…diaries are for girls…i would love to read edward’s journal.
Wow! This is super funny. I kind of wonder what Midnight Sun will sound like!! : )
omg these were so funny i loved the count’s from seasme street1
oMG, THAT IS SOOOOOOO funny. But when i clicked on the link, it showed me the Vampire Diaries thing. Is that supossed to happen?
He makes me laugh.
thats really good
Oh! That is really funny, I would love if they make one for each book… wonder what he would say on Eclipse… Specially the sleeping bag part…lol
Btw: Of course twilight books are better… aren’t they better that any other books???
I think they should continue this, with Edward I mean. Possibly even Bill and Eric. Do it every week or so. That might be interesting.
This is very interesting. They must continue this. It’s great!!!
TG doesn’t has a chatroom?
yikes, i would LUV if it had one!
i’m really bored,lolz. it’d be awesome if TG had one! and all twilighters chatting on there, lolz. yep, i have a pretty big imagination
lol wow hahahaha
hahaha. lmao
LOL this is really funny i could so see this in Edwards diary!
“…..that bites, well i guess im gonna break into the new girls room and watch her sleep…”
LOL
This is so cute. I thought it was funny too. I can imagin this in his diary actuly. Exsept there would be more old timey words.
That’s awesome!!
That’s really kewl!!
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people already call use crazy so why not rub it in lol rofl
i cant spell at all so woooooooo
this diary entry is awsome but i have seen it before somewhere else and i love this website it is awsome
omg so kwl