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even Aro didnt have a quote bubble im giving him 1
Aro:Come back soon!!
Bella:Is he serious?!?!
Edward: Yeah…. but he thinks we are some kind of old friends
Alice: Poor old vampire man
Yeah Aro totally needed a bubble!! Probably would have worked out better if they had made it Bella, Edward, and Aro with the bubble and not Alice. Oh well! Yours is good!!
alice: la dee da dum la dee da dum
edward: don’t tell alice this but one of her sleeves is a quarter of an inch longer than the other
bella: how can you tell that from here???
Edward:You totaly embarassed me in front of the volturi god!
Bella:Sorry its not my fault you have a social rank
Alice:i wanna go home i ahte it when you too fight it annoys me
haha i like the pic by the way its cute
Alice: Hurry up you 2!!
Bella: You know that robe is not really your style
Edward: I know it totally is not figure friendly. But i see you peeking at my muscles.
Best i could do. I think Aro should have a bubble too. i mean he is in the pic
Alice:Gosh,im so thirsty.I wonder if Edward would notice if i drank from bella…
Bella:why is Alice staring at my neck?
Edward:Huh?What!?!
Bella:WHY R U STARING AT MY NECK!?!?!
Alice: ok so if we are very lucky the vulturi will let us go alive.
Bella:wait Edward,stop! We can’t follow her,she’s got a broken heel,look! If we are seen with her they will that against us for the rest of our lives!
Edward: ome! Your right! And that’s too bad I think they were stelletos…
that one was good
actually, all of them were, guys
you really made me loled when i read all of them. u made me have a good time
i really don’t say anythin’ cause i’m not good at inventing things like that… i don’t have imagination at all! lolz
Alice : ( thinking ) Maybe i should go take that Porsche
Bella : I feel like throwing up after seeing the Vulturi
Edward : Yeah…well they were going to kill me….they would have probably been like 10 times uglier
thats all i got cause im only 11 years old and i love twilight
so lets hope i get good results…no joke..im really only 11 years old
tHOSE ARE REALLY FUNNY!!!!!
eDWARD:yOU SMELL REALLY GOOD BELLA.. I’VE MISSED THAT BURNING FEELING THAT I GET IN THE BACK OF MY THROAT WHEN I’M AROUND YOU…..IT’S SO …YUMMY..:D
bELLA: I’VE MISSED YOU TOO EDWARD..EVEN YOUR COLD, HAIRY CHEST…..I’LL EVEN LET YOU SNIFF ME IS YOU WANT…
aLICE: GUYS !! CAN YOU SERIOUSLY NOT GET ALL LOVEY DOVEY NOW!!! IT’S SERIOUSLY NOT A GOOD TIME!!!
Bella- ohh edward i just want to feel your bare chest and…
Edward- ah bella now it´s not the time, later…
Alice- ohh guys can´t you just wait til you are alone
Edward: I think Aro is asking the blessing,he wonts your blood for dinner.
Bella: But he can`t, you wont be able to change me.
Alice: Boy wait until Carlisle hears about this, Edward this is all your fault.
Alice~ Time to head back to the rain capital of the world.
Edward~ We need to talk about this cliff situation.
Bella~ Well what about the whole Volturi thing?
the best i can do. i didn’t really think that alice fit very well, it would have been better if it was with aro instead.
Alice: Look straight, Look straight! That love-sick moron will ruin my reputation; seriously, LOOK AT HIM! Wearing a cheap ugly red robe, ugh!
Edward: Wait….was that, Oh my mighty know-it-all ‘ARO’, just begging us? OH MY GOD! Wear is my camera when I need it, this should be written in the guiness record!Umm… Bella? Can we go back, just once….oh please!
Bella: Edward! Will you stop acting like a child, your more worse than Emmett! Seriously, I DO NOT PLAN TO BE A LEECHES DINNER! I already have enough on the loose, gah!
Edward: *hmphf* Oh please, Bella….. Oh come on!His begging for heaven’s sake!
(Lolol! Hope yall enjoyed, && cannot wait to see TAYLOR in new moon! Ih love with him! *sighs* )
alice: hmm, i wonder if Jasper thinks i’m dead
edward: like my big abbs, bells
bella: yer they look nice but can we just get out of here i think Aro is praying for me.
Alice:Hmmm…I wonder what Jasper is doing…
Bella:AAAAHH…oh wait no nevermind I thought I saw a leech on the floor.
Edward:I wonder if Bella is loosing her mind or making a realy lame joke.
You guys are on fire!!! I’m laughing my ass of whit all this. Ok here is mine
Alice: so, guys where are we going now??? I feel like wanna have fun…
Bella: is she serious… Edward she can not come whit us to the club I love and all, but, I want a brake …
Edward: I know. Ok don’t think where we’re going let just go to no place on particular
(And since I think Aro should have one too)
Aro: Can I come too? Pretty please
You guys need to post these on 4tnz at the link in the post it is their contest make sure you enter there
you just might win and that would be cool if one of our readers Won
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EDWARD: Come on,honey,what have i sed about staring?
BELLA:But why is the funny man with the red eyes praying?
ALICE:Told you we shud have left her at home…
tht’s all ive got…but i thought it was pretty funny!
Bella:Edward where are we going?
Edward:Dont worry we’re just taking you to a room where we can eat you.
Alice:Edward you werent supposed to tell her now shell put up more of a fight
(i think aro should have one too)
Aro:Thats ok Alice I was praying for that. Edward must have read my mind.
hey guys im only 11 thats the best i could do
Naba Team Switzerland was funny. But i think everyones is hilarious!
Yeah yuse should all post these on 4TNZ..yuse could actually win. heres mine:
Bella: HAHA why is that egg head praying?
Edward: BELLA NO! HE CAN HEAR US!
Alice: *sigh* Bella are you seriously that stupid?
Aro: (prays to himself) GOD DAMMIT COME BACK!
Bella: Edward, why is Aro praying!?!
Edward: He’s praying that someday Alice becomes a member of the voultori and that if so Jane doesn’t hurt her and that I shave my hairy chest- I CAN’T HELP IT!!!!!!
Alice: I can see Edward is not going to shave! But he his going to put on a shirt! I am not going to join them, their little superman capes are so pain, it needs a Alice touch!
Alice: Note to self, that’s the closest I ever want to get to the Volturi clan again!
Bella: I think Aro was the happiest one to see us, so maybe his pleading won’t go unnoticed after all!
Edward: Bella, do you know what your saying? Honestly sometimes I wonder why I love you, but then I remember that your the reason for my existence! Now be quiet before he changes his mind!
Aro: Please don’t leave, I really think things could work out better!
Bella: Edward, your hand is so cold! take it off my butt!
Edward: sorry,i can’t help myself bella. i feel so sexy in this robe..
Alice: you guys! save that for later; aro is still praying for us to turn back.
Edward: Aro is thinking God that we are leaving, he can`t stand your smell anymore.
Bella: Oh My, I do smell, i need to go home an take a shower.
Alice: Lets get out of here,I need to hunt. Bella your smelling yummy.
lol….all of thez r sooooo funny!
Here’s mine….
Bella:Edward,where r we??????????
Edward:Sweetheart how can u not know where we r…we r at our happy place-the VOLTURI!!!
Alice:God ARO’s sooooo cute….hope he’s praying 4 me…
alice:edward did you really think that i wasent going to see you try to kill yourself edward:well i thought bella was dead bella:edward is it normal for the voltouri to pray like that like aro is behind us
It is awsome{Edward is saying gosh “Bella you are a piece of fat’, and Bella says{Oh yeah you too and say it don’t spray it”, and Alice says {quit arguing you two or i’m calling Carlisle!”Edward…{gasp Alice your butt got bigger!!!! Alice{NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO “sobb’ “sobb’
Alice: I miss Jasper. The idiots behind me are getting annoying…
Bella: …Look Edward, I know you think they are nice but they have to go-
Edward: Not a chance! These shoes are from Italy biatchh!
Edward:Bella, how did you get here, I was committing suicide,
I thought you died but I guess that I could use a little of some butt
rubbing action…..
Bella: Ok, but I wonder what alice is thinking about right now I think
she was thinking about Jasper, and how do you know Aro, its as if hes
your grandpa….
Alice: imagine if I was a werewolve, but how could I fight with my family and how could I meet Jasper? But on the other hand I would of met some werewolves… Sam Uley… me likey!
thats all I got but I thought it was funny
and all the girls out there Edward Masen Cullen is sooo mine
and if your reading this Robert Pattinson your sooooooo
freaking hot, ur like a sexy beast on fire
love you Robert Pattinsom AKA Edward Cullen
aghhhhhhhhhh
Aro: Goodbye now! Please come back again!
Bella: *quietly* Sure I’ll come back when I’m a vampire so I can have you help me kick Edwards BUTT for making me come all the way to Italy and not letting me visit Rome at all!
Alice: Trust me, I’ll MAKE you visit again vampire or not, so I can show you some FASHION! I mean COME ON! A sweater, pants, and sneakers… that’s all you got? SERIOUSLY?!?
Edward: Well, while you are there…. could you…. maybe… buy me a shirt? This robe is a littttttle drafty….
Alice: OF COURSE! THAT robe is COMPLETLY OUT of style! But I guess since these oldies have lived for like FOREVER I guess I should know the don’t know what clothes are so they wear robes…. ahhhhhhh so sad!
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Alice: Come on now. I want to go home. You two can be lovey dovey later.
Bella: Edward, do not ever try to kill yourself ever again if I am dead.
Edward: Bella, you do not know how much I have missed you.
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ALICE: “Ugh, there love fest’s are getting so old, when is she going to realize that he could kill her and run away?”
BELLA: “Edward, I love you…but those shoes really need to go”
EDWARD: “Bella you dont understand, these shoes are ITALIAN made”
i love itt
i agree with the shoes thing, i hate them
Lol. Love it!!
Edward:Pst Pst Alice
Bella: Pst Pst ya
Alice: (mumbling) Talk about me will they!?! They wont figure out what the Vouluri is going to do to them then!
Edward: pst pst Alice
Bella: pst pst ya
Alice: (mumbling) Talk about me will they!?! Well I wont tell them what the Voltouri is going to do to them!
ALICE:I can’t belive I did this
BELL:I missed you so much i did what ever I could do to get you back
EDWARD:I thouht you were dead
Bella: What would happen if I pulled on this?
Edward: Now is not the time Bella!
Alice: Bella I see what your doing and dont you dare!
It’s the best I could do. I dont know what Im talking about either! :0)
haha it’s funny!!
ha ha ha funny
This is my favorite one…
i say pull it Bella hehehehehe
i love this one i hope they use this one heheh im still laughing…
even Aro didnt have a quote bubble im giving him 1
Aro:Come back soon!!
Bella:Is he serious?!?!
Edward: Yeah…. but he thinks we are some kind of old friends
Alice: Poor old vampire man
Yeah Aro totally needed a bubble!! Probably would have worked out better if they had made it Bella, Edward, and Aro with the bubble and not Alice. Oh well! Yours is good!!
alice
oops. i didnt do that on purpose…hehes. whoops. awww! i forgot was i was gonna say…
alice: la dee da dum la dee da dum
edward: don’t tell alice this but one of her sleeves is a quarter of an inch longer than the other
bella: how can you tell that from here???
haha;]
made me lol which rare when i read these;]]
Alice-Guys!Shut up shut up shut up!Aro’s gunna kill us!SO SHUT UP!
Bella-Omg!Edward im sorry i was acting all stupid and tried killing myself just to hear you!
Edward-Just dont be wreckless…and hey..mayb- Ohh!Look!Theyre made in italy where I tried to kill MYself xD!
Edward:You totaly embarassed me in front of the volturi god!
Bella:Sorry its not my fault you have a social rank
Alice:i wanna go home i ahte it when you too fight it annoys me
haha i like the pic by the way its cute
Alice: Why is Aro praying?
Bella: He’s Christian? Since when?
Edward:No way, he’s Jewish right?
awesome pic btw!
nice one. thats funny.
Really funny!! lol
lol.that was funny.^^
so funny
Alice: Hurry up you 2!!
Bella: You know that robe is not really your style
Edward: I know it totally is not figure friendly. But i see you peeking at my muscles.
Best i could do. I think Aro should have a bubble too. i mean he is in the pic
Alice:Gosh,im so thirsty.I wonder if Edward would notice if i drank from bella…
Bella:why is Alice staring at my neck?
Edward:Huh?What!?!
Bella:WHY R U STARING AT MY NECK!?!?!
HAHA I Think You Should Win
TOUCHE;]]
Edward:What r u doing here,Bella,i thought u were died????????????
Bella:No,and u need to stop being a show of with your chest…………..
Alice:I have told him that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;)
correction: Dead
Alice: ok so if we are very lucky the vulturi will let us go alive.
Bella:wait Edward,stop! We can’t follow her,she’s got a broken heel,look! If we are seen with her they will that against us for the rest of our lives!
Edward: ome! Your right! And that’s too bad I think they were stelletos…
Best I’ve got guys…
that one was good


actually, all of them were, guys
you really made me loled when i read all of them. u made me have a good time
i really don’t say anythin’ cause i’m not good at inventing things like that… i don’t have imagination at all! lolz
Whoops,typo,I meant *they will hold that against us
ha
Bella- Do you think she notices the rip in her pants?
Edward- Ummm Bella….
Alice- Helloooo Vampire means good hearing, remember? Ugh!
I dunno… hehe
Alice : ( thinking ) Maybe i should go take that Porsche
Bella : I feel like throwing up after seeing the Vulturi
Edward : Yeah…well they were going to kill me….they would have probably been like 10 times uglier
thats all i got cause im only 11 years old and i love twilight
so lets hope i get good results…no joke..im really only 11 years old
Cool,I’m twelve
turning thirteen in a few months
same i can wait till my b day
i mean i CANT wait till my bday
tHOSE ARE REALLY FUNNY!!!!!
eDWARD:yOU SMELL REALLY GOOD BELLA.. I’VE MISSED THAT BURNING FEELING THAT I GET IN THE BACK OF MY THROAT WHEN I’M AROUND YOU…..IT’S SO …YUMMY..:D
bELLA: I’VE MISSED YOU TOO EDWARD..EVEN YOUR COLD, HAIRY CHEST…..I’LL EVEN LET YOU SNIFF ME IS YOU WANT…
aLICE: GUYS !! CAN YOU SERIOUSLY NOT GET ALL LOVEY DOVEY NOW!!! IT’S SERIOUSLY NOT A GOOD TIME!!!
LOL THAT’S THE BEST I CAN DO….OH WELL!!
Edward- Bella. i know you want to stay but its time to go.. NOW.
Bella- i don’t know where i am.
Alice- Edward, she hit her head pretty hard jumping off the cliff.
Edward- oh great.. now im prolly going to end up changing her diapers.
Alice- OMG! Does Aro honestly think I will come back? Hes got to be joking.
Edward- Ya he actually does. He kinda has the hots for Alice. Better not tell Jasper.
Bella- You guys are so weird. I just wanna leave. He creeps me out.
Bella- ohh edward i just want to feel your bare chest and…
Edward- ah bella now it´s not the time, later…
Alice- ohh guys can´t you just wait til you are alone
LOL
Alice- Thank god we are going home, i am really hungry, i need some fry’s.
Bella- I thought you don’t eat?
Edward- We don’t, i think she is sleep walking. Look her eyes are closed!
omg that one was so funny u should win……….ima vote 4 u. oh wait. i dont think u can vote………oh well
wow thats ones so FUNNy lol……………good luck and i like some of the other ones 2. so good luck everyone!!!!!!!!!!!
Edward: I think Aro is asking the blessing,he wonts your blood for dinner.
Bella: But he can`t, you wont be able to change me.
Alice: Boy wait until Carlisle hears about this, Edward this is all your fault.
Alice~ Time to head back to the rain capital of the world.
Edward~ We need to talk about this cliff situation.
Bella~ Well what about the whole Volturi thing?
the best i can do. i didn’t really think that alice fit very well, it would have been better if it was with aro instead.
Edward: Look girls. Aro is going crazy.
Bella: Why? What’s the matter?
Alice: Don’t you hear Bella? He’s begging to come with us!
Alice: Look straight, Look straight! That love-sick moron will ruin my reputation; seriously, LOOK AT HIM! Wearing a cheap ugly red robe, ugh!
Edward: Wait….was that, Oh my mighty know-it-all ‘ARO’, just begging us? OH MY GOD! Wear is my camera when I need it, this should be written in the guiness record!Umm… Bella? Can we go back, just once….oh please!
Bella: Edward! Will you stop acting like a child, your more worse than Emmett! Seriously, I DO NOT PLAN TO BE A LEECHES DINNER! I already have enough on the loose, gah!
Edward: *hmphf* Oh please, Bella….. Oh come on!His begging for heaven’s sake!
(Lolol!
Hope yall enjoyed, && cannot wait to see TAYLOR in new moon! Ih love with him! *sighs*
)
oh my god lol how XXXXXXX funny was that
lol:)
edward: bella i think its time we go…
bella: no edward…can’t you see?! I am meant to be here with them…if you won’t change me someone has to.
alice: here we go again…*sighs*
hehe…i luv jacob!! hehe:D
lol I LUV TAYLOR! eheheh
alice: hmm, i wonder if Jasper thinks i’m dead
edward: like my big abbs, bells
bella: yer they look nice but can we just get out of here i think Aro is praying for me.
sorry i’m not very funny.
Alice:Hmmm…I wonder what Jasper is doing…
Bella:AAAAHH…oh wait no nevermind I thought I saw a leech on the floor.
Edward:I wonder if Bella is loosing her mind or making a realy lame joke.
OMG THAT OEN WAS FUNNY. SO FUNNY . YALL PPLE GOT A SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!<3 GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!
these are all really funny!! LMAO!!
You guys are on fire!!! I’m laughing my ass of whit all this. Ok here is mine
Alice: so, guys where are we going now??? I feel like wanna have fun…
Bella: is she serious… Edward she can not come whit us to the club I love and all, but, I want a brake …
Edward: I know. Ok don’t think where we’re going let just go to no place on particular
(And since I think Aro should have one too)
Aro: Can I come too? Pretty please
Edward: Hmm, nice and soft
Bella: omg, hand on my BUTT!
Alice: god! he’s touching her up again!
hehehe, that’s funny
and it fits
You guys need to post these on 4tnz at the link in the post it is their contest make sure you enter there
you just might win and that would be cool if one of our readers Won
so make sure you enter there ok
i like ” TaylorLautnerISMINE!!” the name is wrong cause hes MINE! but i love the talking part its funny
haha! lol, thnkies && nahh, I lyk my name… i think its hott! && well, Im in luv with him….. te hehe thnks taylor_nerd, we rock, GO TEAM TAYLOR!!! wooot! lol *high five*
EDWARD: Come on,honey,what have i sed about staring?
BELLA:But why is the funny man with the red eyes praying?
ALICE:Told you we shud have left her at home…
tht’s all ive got…but i thought it was pretty funny!
I HATE WEREWOLFS….UNDERSTAND???????????????I L?KE VAMP?RE
lol….i love these contest!!!
Bella:Edward where are we going?
Edward:Dont worry we’re just taking you to a room where we can eat you.
Alice:Edward you werent supposed to tell her now shell put up more of a fight
(i think aro should have one too)
Aro:Thats ok Alice I was praying for that. Edward must have read my mind.
hey guys im only 11 thats the best i could do
alice: ugh he kissed my hand
Edward: shut up alice he can still here us
Bella: what?
Naba Team Switzerland was funny. But i think everyones is hilarious!
Yeah yuse should all post these on 4TNZ..yuse could actually win. heres mine:
Bella: HAHA why is that egg head praying?
Edward: BELLA NO! HE CAN HEAR US!
Alice: *sigh* Bella are you seriously that stupid?
Aro: (prays to himself) GOD DAMMIT COME BACK!
taaddaaaa(:
that was nice! (Y)
i needed aro in it…he looks funny!
and he could say something funny…i dont knoe why people didnt give him a bubble
oh yeah, Great pic! JUST OVER A MONTH!! OMG. im going to a midnight screening at 12:01
IM SO STOKEDD
alice is supose to be mumbleing
Bella: Edward, why is Aro praying!?!
Edward: He’s praying that someday Alice becomes a member of the voultori and that if so Jane doesn’t hurt her and that I shave my hairy chest- I CAN’T HELP IT!!!!!!
Alice: I can see Edward is not going to shave! But he his going to put on a shirt! I am not going to join them, their little superman capes are so pain, it needs a Alice touch!
thats funny …..good job. hope u win. that one was seriously number 1. gtg bye guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDWARD: DANG WE WHERE ALMOST KILLED BACK THERE
BELLA:I KNOW ALL OF THAT WAS WORTH 5$ BUT WE DONT HAVE 5$ FOR A SODA
ALICE:NO PEPSI
i really liked ur 1st one
pretty cool
thanks i thought really hard. lol HAHAHAA but thanks agian
Alice: Note to self, that’s the closest I ever want to get to the Volturi clan again!
Bella: I think Aro was the happiest one to see us, so maybe his pleading won’t go unnoticed after all!
Edward: Bella, do you know what your saying? Honestly sometimes I wonder why I love you, but then I remember that your the reason for my existence! Now be quiet before he changes his mind!
Aro: Please don’t leave, I really think things could work out better!
Bella: Edward, your hand is so cold! take it off my butt!
Edward: sorry,i can’t help myself bella. i feel so sexy in this robe..
Alice: you guys! save that for later; aro is still praying for us to turn back.
Alice: OMG that is a HUGE bug!
Bella:Um…Edward why is Aro whatching us walk away do I have something on my butt?
Edward: Wow Alice your right that bug is HUGE!!!
Edward: Aro is thinking God that we are leaving, he can`t stand your smell anymore.
Bella: Oh My, I do smell, i need to go home an take a shower.
Alice: Lets get out of here,I need to hunt. Bella your smelling yummy.
lol….all of thez r sooooo funny!
Here’s mine….
Bella:Edward,where r we??????????
Edward:Sweetheart how can u not know where we r…we r at our happy place-the VOLTURI!!!
Alice:God ARO’s sooooo cute….hope he’s praying 4 me…
Bella: Man Edward you have a better 6 pack then Jacob!!!!
Edward: Well thank you…. I always knew I was better than him.
Alice: Huh. this is starting to get really annoying.
Hey its me again I have another choice.
Edward: Bella wats wrong?!
Bella: Theres a bug on the floor over there.
Alice: Oh yea I see it…. Rite there Edward.
thanks lucy24 (: well i thought it was funny haha
well i thought MINE** was funny……lol my bad
alice:edward did you really think that i wasent going to see you try to kill yourself edward:well i thought bella was dead bella:edward is it normal for the voltouri to pray like that like aro is behind us
It is awsome{Edward is saying gosh “Bella you are a piece of fat’, and Bella says{Oh yeah you too and say it don’t spray it”, and Alice says {quit arguing you two or i’m calling Carlisle!”Edward…{gasp Alice your butt got bigger!!!! Alice{NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO “sobb’ “sobb’
Aro : Oh do come back for some tea and scones!
Bella : Edward, is he drunk?
Edward : Don’t look him directly in the eye!!
Alice : Left, right, left, right..
Lol it’s all I’ve got
First comment here ever! Woo!
I know Aro doesn’t have a bubble.. but he should! That picture just makes me laugh. So I gave him a part xD Yay!
Alice: I miss Jasper. The idiots behind me are getting annoying…
Bella: …Look Edward, I know you think they are nice but they have to go-
Edward: Not a chance! These shoes are from Italy biatchh!
I have no idea why i just posted this…?
alice:im a barbie girl in a barbie world…
edward:alice what are you thinking??
bella:wait can you take the robe down?
hahah:]]
Edward: Bella you love me so please tell me the truth…
do my armpits really smell that bad?
Bella: you smell fine to me
Alice: Its not your armpits Edward… it’s your smell
ewwwwwwww, I’m so glad that your a vampire you know that? of goes the
robe now!
hahaha
beat that
champion
thx twilightguide for evrything
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Edward:Bella, how did you get here, I was committing suicide,
I thought you died but I guess that I could use a little of some butt
rubbing action…..
Bella: Ok, but I wonder what alice is thinking about right now I think
she was thinking about Jasper, and how do you know Aro, its as if hes
your grandpa….
Alice: imagine if I was a werewolve, but how could I fight with my family and how could I meet Jasper? But on the other hand I would of met some werewolves… Sam Uley… me likey!
thats all I got but I thought it was funny
and all the girls out there Edward Masen Cullen is sooo mine
and if your reading this Robert Pattinson your sooooooo
freaking hot, ur like a sexy beast on fire
love you Robert Pattinsom AKA Edward Cullen
aghhhhhhhhhh
that is soooo funny! u should enter de copetition!
bella: god edward put your cloths back on.
Edward: i thought you liked it.
Alice: oh god not this again.
omg i luv carlisle!
ok..
edward;so guys do u see aro?
alice;ya such a baby
bella;i hope he dosent kill me.
Aro: Goodbye now! Please come back again!
Bella: *quietly* Sure I’ll come back when I’m a vampire so I can have you help me kick Edwards BUTT for making me come all the way to Italy and not letting me visit Rome at all!
Alice: Trust me, I’ll MAKE you visit again vampire or not, so I can show you some FASHION! I mean COME ON! A sweater, pants, and sneakers… that’s all you got? SERIOUSLY?!?
Edward: Well, while you are there…. could you…. maybe… buy me a shirt? This robe is a littttttle drafty….
Alice: OF COURSE! THAT robe is COMPLETLY OUT of style! But I guess since these oldies have lived for like FOREVER I guess I should know the don’t know what clothes are so they wear robes…. ahhhhhhh so sad!
I love the Twilight saga sooo much people dont even know. Sometimes I scream because im so excited!! I love Stephenie Meyer! She has the best mind in the world. Like honestly who could think of all of that stuff!?!?! Shes amazing. Jeez!!! I cant wait to see it!! But I cant buy tickets yet because they arent in Edmonton yet!!!! I love everything about it! I know like anything anyone could ask about it without looking it up. I am a true Twi-fan Fan-pire and everything!! I want to meet one of the cast one day!! Im actually going to Vancouver and Forks just to see everything they saw!! I f-ing LOVE it!! Im Obsessed and ROBSESSED!! I love him too and all the guys!!
i love the books in the twilight movie they are asome.cant wait for newmoon
bella:that was scary.cauis was cute
edward:im cute to
alice:who cares who cute we both just nearly got killed
Alice: Come on now. I want to go home. You two can be lovey dovey later.
Bella: Edward, do not ever try to kill yourself ever again if I am dead.
Edward: Bella, you do not know how much I have missed you.
see it’s missing some one JACOB hello if it were missing edwarxd i would see all these posts buyt no post son how jacob isn’t in this picture