• We’re going to tell Alice that I ran right to the clothes. We’re going to tell her I spent hours in there playing dress-up. We’re going to lie. (26%, 2,720 Votes)
• You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster? (26%, 2,681 Votes)
• Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You’re not taking him to a strip club, are you? (25%, 2,614 Votes)
• You. Me. Arm-wrestling. Dining room table. Now. (20%, 2,040 Votes)
• So, who’s going to catch me a grizzly bear? (3%, 386 Votes)

Total Voters: 10,436

• Why am I covered in feathers? (33%, 3,349 Votes)
• If I don’t have a better sense of equilibrium in my next life, I’m demanding a refund (26%, 2,682 Votes)
• I’m a little worried about Edward… Can vampires go into shock? (22%, 2,221 Votes)
• You… bit a pillow? Why? (13%, 1,344 Votes)
• The pillows all appear to have survived. (6%, 612 Votes)

Total Voters: 10,202

• I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it makes Jasper happy. Why not? (30%, 2,591 Votes)
• Stupid, thieving, annoying vampire! (28%, 2,375 Votes)
• I wondered if the Cullens and the Quileutes weren’t just playing up that whole odor issue because of their prejudices. Everyone smelled fine to me. (15%, 1,308 Votes)
• I’m a pro at weird. (15%, 1,267 Votes)
• I traded a lifetime of servitude for a box of conversation hearts. That’s not something I’m likely to forget. (12%, 1,038 Votes)

Total Voters: 8,578

• I don’t care who’s a vampire and who’s a werewolf. That’s irrelevant. You are Jacob, and he is Edward, and I am Bella. And nothing else matters. (39%, 3,824 Votes)
• You make me feel like a villain in a melodrama — twirling my mustache while I try to steal some poor girl’s virtue. (32%, 3,122 Votes)
• Just you wait till I’m a vampire! I’m not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time. (15%, 1,474 Votes)
• Two futures, two soul mates… too much for any one person. (9%, 897 Votes)
• Hanging out with no one but extremely dexterous people all the time was going to give me a complex. (5%, 585 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,905

• Please tell me you are not trying to have a sex talk with me, Charlie. (52%, 4,838 Votes)
• You and Billy gossip like old women. (19%, 1,727 Votes)
• It’s not like I’m headed off to Vegas to be a showgirl or anything. I’m going to see Mom. (14%, 1,316 Votes)
• It worked — your cooking skills have me soft as a marshmallow. (8%, 759 Votes)
• You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally. (7%, 704 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,335

• You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home. (48%, 4,513 Votes)
• I punched a werewolf in the face. (29%, 2,723 Votes)
• Is it really so impossible to wear clothes, Jacob? (17%, 1,580 Votes)
• What’s the best part? You swallowing an entire cow whole? (4%, 420 Votes)
• Normal humans can’t throw motorcycles around the way you can. (2%, 168 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,400

• I’m dead, right? I did drown. Crap, crap, crap! This is gonna kill Charlie (31%, 3,206 Votes)
• Why does everyone keep doing that to me? I don’t smell! (20%, 2,012 Votes)
• It was heaven—right smack in the middle of hell (18%, 1,859 Votes)
• Sheesh, Alice. Could you pick a more conspicuous car to steal? (13%, 1,382 Votes)
• It was just luck that she hadn’t found me yet—just luck and five teenage werewolves. (9%, 963 Votes)
• Last spring break, I’d been hunted by a vampire, too. I hoped this wasn’t some kind of tradition forming. (9%, 888 Votes)

Total Voters: 10,306

• Could you… well, try to not be a… werewolf? (37%, 3,722 Votes)
• Do you honestly expect me to remember where all my scars come from? (26%, 2,607 Votes)
• What was with the Quileute boys? Were they feeding them experimental growth hormones? ( (18%, 1,767 Votes)
• Wasn’t one myth enough for anyone, enough for a lifetime? (15%, 1,487 Votes)
• Sam Uley says Jacob can’t be my friend anymore (4%, 347 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,927