Edward’s Diary

If you have read the books are watched the pilot of The Vampire Diaries you know that Elena and Stefan keep Diaries. Well Television Without Pity wrote an article about what other famous vampires would write in their diaries. They included Edward.

These diary entries are pretty funny. You can read them all here.

This is what they wrote for Edward:

Edward (Twilight)

I’m having second thoughts about this whole “going to high school” thing. Carlisle says it helps us blend in longer, but does it? Really? I mean, if we just lived in the woods, and made sure our fake IDs said we were 18, wouldn’t that be better than making sure every kid in town knows us, and getting our pictures taken and published in book form once a year? Also, the homework is starting to get really annoying. I mean, I have to write a paper on Miles Davis, and I can’t even mention that we hung out that one time. This bites. Oh, well, guess I’m gonna go break into that new girl’s bedroom and watch her sleep.