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	<title>Twilight Guide &#187; Jacob Black</title>
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		<title>All I want for Christmas is Edward and Jacob</title>
		<link>http://twilightguide.com/tg/2009/12/24/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-edward-and-jacob/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 15:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leandra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was playing around on the net and found these. Thought they were cute and I would share!!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Was playing around on the net and found these. Thought they were cute and I would share!!!</p>
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		<title>Edward and Jacob take top spots in Most Desirable Male Characters of 2009</title>
		<link>http://twilightguide.com/tg/2009/12/23/edward-and-jacob-take-top-spots-in-most-desirable-male-characters-of-2009/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 20:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leandra</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Edwad Cullen]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Extra has a article where they countdown the Most Desirable Male Characters of 2009. Edward Cullen and Jacob Black took the top spots. Check out the entire list here. Below is what they said about Edward and Taylor: Edward Cullen America’s favorite vampire, played by Robert Pattinson, returned to the big screen in “New Moon,” [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2009/12/most_desirable_male_characters_2009.php#edward_cullen">Extra</a> has a article where they countdown the Most Desirable Male Characters of 2009. Edward Cullen and Jacob Black took the top spots.</p>
<p>Check out the entire list <a href="http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2009/12/most_desirable_male_characters_2009.php#edward_cullen">here.</a></p>
<p>Below is what they said about Edward and Taylor:</p>
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<p><em><strong>Edward Cullen</strong></p>
<p>America’s favorite vampire, played by Robert Pattinson, returned to the big screen in “New Moon,” where his chiseled face and serious manner made Twi-hard fans wild.</em></p>
<p><img src="http://twilightguide.com/tg/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/1125.jpg" alt="1" title="1" width="333" height="500" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-20486" /><br />
<em><br />
<strong>Jacob Black</strong></p>
<p>Werewolf Jacob, played by Taylor Lautner, caused fans to switch from Team Edward to Team Jacob after packing on 30 pounds of muscle — and staying shirtless throughout “New Moon.”</em></p>
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		<title>Twilight Fan Art</title>
		<link>http://twilightguide.com/tg/2009/12/12/twilight-fan-art-23/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 05:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leandra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found this on Deviant Art. The artist name is ~theresebees. Check out all her work on her Deviant Art page. This is pretty freakin&#8217; impressive!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Found this on Deviant Art. The artist name is ~theresebees. Check out all her work on her Deviant Art <a href="http://theresebees.deviantart.com/">page</a>. This is pretty freakin&#8217; impressive!!</p>
<p><img src="http://twilightguide.com/tg/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/168.jpg" alt="1" title="1" width="500" height="339" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-19991" /></p>
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		<title>Guide to New Moon Style: The Cullens &amp; Jacob</title>
		<link>http://twilightguide.com/tg/2009/11/24/guide-to-new-moon-style-the-cullens-jacob/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:44:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leandra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MTV Hollywood Crush has up a new article talking about the style of the stars in New Moon. They got the scoop from the costume designer for New Moon, Tish Monaghan. First up in their New Moon Style Guide they had Bella and Edward. You can view that here in case you missed my earlier [...]]]></description>
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<p>MTV Hollywood Crush has up a new article talking about the style of the stars in <em>New Moon</em>.</p>
<p>They got the scoop from the costume designer for New Moon, Tish Monaghan. First up in their New Moon Style Guide they had Bella and Edward. You can view that <a href="http://hollywoodcrush.mtv.com/2009/11/23/new-moon-style-exclusive-your-ultimate-guide-to-the-costumes-part-1-edward-bella/">here</a> in case you missed my earlier post.</p>
<p>Next up in their style guide is The Cullens and Jacob.</p>
<p>Read the entire article at<a href="http://hollywoodcrush.mtv.com/2009/11/24/new-moon-style-exclusive-your-ultimate-guide-to-the-costumes-part-2-the-cullens-jacob/"> MTV Hollywood Crush</a> to learn how to get their look.</p>
<p>Here is an excerpt:</p>
<p><em><strong>THE ENRICHED CULLENS</strong><br />
We know those Cullens are basically perfect, but one modification was made to the family’s closet for &#8220;New Moon.&#8221; &#8220;Chris wanted to stay away from them looking as pastel as they did in the first film,&#8221; Tish explained. “He thought they stood out too much. So he wanted them more of the world, but set apart within the color palette — so, just in cool colors.” Here, Alice (Ashley Greene, left) wears a blue dress by Rebecca Taylor and Rosalie (Nikki Reed, right) wears an Eli Tahari design.</em></p>
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		<title>Stills from New Moon</title>
		<link>http://twilightguide.com/tg/2009/10/07/stills-from-new-moon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leandra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, found these on Twifans! After I picked my jaw up off the table and wiped away the drool I posted Immediately. Yeah enjoy the too young for me eye candy!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, found these on <a href="http://www.twifans.com/profiles/blogs/hq-new-moon-stills">Twifans</a>! After I picked my jaw up off the table and wiped away the drool I posted Immediately. Yeah enjoy the too young for me eye candy!!</p>
<p><img src="http://twilightguide.com/tg/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/13.jpg" alt="1" title="1" width="400" height="712" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-15450" /></p>
<p><img src="http://twilightguide.com/tg/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/1a.jpg" alt="1a" title="1a" width="400" height="266" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-15451" /></p>
<p><img src="http://twilightguide.com/tg/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/1ab.jpg" alt="1ab" title="1ab" width="400" height="912" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-15452" /></p>
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		<title>Clevver TV Video: Twilight Saga Recasting: Who else could play Jacob Black?</title>
		<link>http://twilightguide.com/tg/2009/10/06/clevver-tv-video-twilight-saga-recasting-who-else-could-play-jacob-black/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leandra</dc:creator>
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		<title>New &#8220;New Moon&#8221; Posters from Neca</title>
		<link>http://twilightguide.com/tg/2009/09/04/new-new-moon-posters-from-neca/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Sep 2009 01:39:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leandra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are some new New Moon posters floating around. Thanks to Twilighters Anonymous I can tell you they are made by Neca and can be found on Cine-Shopping.com. Thanks for the emails. Gorgeous aren&#8217;t they!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There are some new <em>New Moon</em> posters floating around. Thanks to <a href="http://twilightersanonymous.com/new-new-moon-movie-promotional-poster-pictures-edward-and-bella.html">Twilighters Anonymous</a> I can tell you they are made by Neca and can be found on <a href="http://www.cine-shopping.com/art,6885,twilight-tentation-new-moon.htm">Cine-Shopping.com.</a>  Thanks for the emails. Gorgeous aren&#8217;t they!</p>
<p><img src="http://twilightguide.com/tg/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/2.jpg" alt="" title="2" width="500" height="623" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-14094" /></p>
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<p><img src="http://twilightguide.com/tg/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/2b.jpg" alt="" title="2b" width="500" height="625" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-14096" /></p>
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		<title>Twilight Characters Theme Songs</title>
		<link>http://twilightguide.com/tg/2009/09/03/twilight-characters-theme-songs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leandra</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cast & Characters]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[MTV&#8217;s Hollywood Crush has an article where they have decided to give theme songs to the Twilight characters. Here are the songs they chose to go with the characters: Edward Cullen: “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred Carlisle Cullen: “Smooth Criminal” by Michael Jackson Rosalie Hale: “Beautiful” by Christina Aguilera Bella Swan: “Sugar, We’re [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://hollywoodcrush.mtv.com/2009/09/03/is-robert-pattinson-so-sexy-it-hurts-twilight-characters-get-their-own-theme-songs/">MTV&#8217;s Hollywood Crush</a> has an article where they have decided to give theme songs to the Twilight characters. </p>
<p>Here are the songs they chose to go with the characters:</p>
<p><strong>Edward Cullen:</strong> “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred<br />
<strong>Carlisle Cullen:</strong> “Smooth Criminal” by Michael Jackson<br />
<strong>Rosalie Hale:</strong> “Beautiful” by Christina Aguilera<br />
<strong>Bella Swan</strong>: “Sugar, We’re Going Down” by Fall Out Boy”<br />
<strong>Jacob Black:</strong> “Hungry Like the Wolf” by Duran Duran</p>
<p>Read the reason&#8217;s why they chose these songs at <a href="http://hollywoodcrush.mtv.com/2009/09/03/is-robert-pattinson-so-sexy-it-hurts-twilight-characters-get-their-own-theme-songs/">MTV.</a></p>
<p>What do you think? You agree? Any other ideas? What about the other characters?</p>
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		<title>The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in Breaking Dawn</title>
		<link>http://twilightguide.com/tg/2009/08/12/the-top-ten-funny-jacob-quotes-in-breaking-dawn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leandra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New Moon and New Moon Merchandise Twilighter&#8217;s Anonymous has another top ten list up on their site. This one is: The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in Breaking Dawn. Here is what they list: 10. “He’s brave. Brave as you are. Didn’t pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href='http://twilightguide.com/'><img border='0' src='http://twilightguide.com/tg/wp-content/themes/Aspire/graphics/cat/new-moon-characters/taylor-1.jpg' alt='Twilight'></a> <br /><span style='font-size:small;'><a href='http://twilightguide.com/'>New Moon</a> and <a href='http://twilightguide.com/'>New Moon Merchandise</a></span></p>
<p><a href="http://twilightersanonymous.com/top-ten-tuesdays-top-ten-funny-jacob-black-quotes-in-breaking-dawn.html">Twilighter&#8217;s Anonymous</a> has another top ten list up on their site. This one is: The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in Breaking Dawn.</p>
<p>Here is what they list:</p>
<p>10. “He’s brave. Brave as you are. Didn’t pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. You should’ve seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless.” (Page 495)</p>
<p>9. “How much blood would it take to keep her going? At some point, would they start trotting in the neighbors?” (Page 271)</p>
<p>8. “He was right – she was beating herself up about hurting his feelings. The girl was a classic martyr. She’d totally been born in the wrong century. She should have lived back when she could have gotten herself fed to some lions for a good cause.” (Page 187)</p>
<p>7. “I’d been planning to take off and get some Z’s, but the chance to ruin Rosalie’s morning seemed too good to pass up.” (Page 323)</p>
<p>6. “I’m getting older here, Bella. Okay, not technically, but you get the idea.” (Page 435)</p>
<p>5. “You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.” (Page 271)</p>
<p>4. “See. Charlie. Afterwards. See Charlie when she’s all sparkly white with the bright red eyes. I’m not a bloodsucker, so maybe I’m missing something, but Charlie seems like kind of a strange choice for her first meal.” (Page 300)</p>
<p>3. “Where is this psycho crap coming from? Are you making this up as you go?” (Page 182)</p>
<p>2. “I felt like – like I don’t know what. Like this wasn’t real. Like I was in some Goth version of a bad sitcom. Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second-place werewolf about to ask the vampire’s wife to shack up and procreate. Nice.” (Page 185)</p>
<p>1. “Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular.” (Page 631)</p>
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		<title>The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in Eclipse</title>
		<link>http://twilightguide.com/tg/2009/08/04/the-top-ten-funny-jacob-quotes-in-eclipse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 01:20:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Leandra</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twilighters Anonymous has another great top ten list. This time it&#8217;s, &#8220;The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in Eclipse&#8221;. Here is what they have listed: 10. “Sure, sure, I’ll stop by your crypt after school.” (Page 78) 9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t [...]]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://twilightersanonymous.com/top-ten-tuesdays-top-ten-funny-jacob-black-quotes-in-eclipse.html">Twilighters Anonymous</a> has another great top ten list. This time it&#8217;s, &#8220;The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in Eclipse&#8221;.<br />
<strong><br />
Here is what they have listed:</strong></p>
<p>    10. “Sure, sure, I’ll stop by your crypt after school.” (Page 78)</p>
<p>    9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)</p>
<p>    8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)</p>
<p>    7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have you sweating in no time.” (Page 490)</p>
<p>    6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.” (Page 491)</p>
<p>    5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)</p>
<p>    4. “Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)</p>
<p>    3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)</p>
<p>    2. “Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)</p>
<p>    1. “Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)</p>
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