Hey guys Leandra here. A little site update for you guys. We have updated the quotes. For the next 30 days enjoy some quotes from the Eclipse book. The quotes change every day. The quote box can be found on the right hand sidebar.

Also we put up a new poll yesterday. So make sure you vote on your favorite Edward quote from the Twilight book.

Twilighters Anonymous has a new top ten list. This time they have listed the top ten funny Emmett Cullen Quotes.

Here is what they list:

10. “Eerie, isn’t it?” (Twilight Pg. 387)

9. “You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here you are, red-faced just like always.” (New Moon Pg. 26)

8. “It doesn’t count until she’s conscious, Rose” (New Moon Pg. 498)

7. “I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.” (New Moon Pg. 26)

6. “I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around” (Eclipse Pg. 93)

5. “Fall down again, Bella?” (Eclipse Pg. 342)

4. “You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 69)

3. “So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?” (Breaking Dawn pg. 490)

2. “Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded by horse-sized wolves.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 745)

1. “‘Bout time somebody scored around here.” (Breaking Dawn Pg. 511)

Source: Twilighters Anonymous

Twilighter’s Anonymous has another top ten list up on their site. This one is: The Top Ten Funny Jacob Quotes in Breaking Dawn.

Here is what they list:

10. “He’s brave. Brave as you are. Didn’t pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. You should’ve seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless.” (Page 495)

9. “How much blood would it take to keep her going? At some point, would they start trotting in the neighbors?” (Page 271)

8. “He was right – she was beating herself up about hurting his feelings. The girl was a classic martyr. She’d totally been born in the wrong century. She should have lived back when she could have gotten herself fed to some lions for a good cause.” (Page 187)

7. “I’d been planning to take off and get some Z’s, but the chance to ruin Rosalie’s morning seemed too good to pass up.” (Page 323)

6. “I’m getting older here, Bella. Okay, not technically, but you get the idea.” (Page 435)

5. “You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.” (Page 271)

4. “See. Charlie. Afterwards. See Charlie when she’s all sparkly white with the bright red eyes. I’m not a bloodsucker, so maybe I’m missing something, but Charlie seems like kind of a strange choice for her first meal.” (Page 300)

3. “Where is this psycho crap coming from? Are you making this up as you go?” (Page 182)

2. “I felt like – like I don’t know what. Like this wasn’t real. Like I was in some Goth version of a bad sitcom. Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheerleader to the prom, I was the finished-second-place werewolf about to ask the vampire’s wife to shack up and procreate. Nice.” (Page 185)

1. “Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular.” (Page 631)