• I don’t care who’s a vampire and who’s a werewolf. That’s irrelevant. You are Jacob, and he is Edward, and I am Bella. And nothing else matters. (39%, 3,824 Votes)
• You make me feel like a villain in a melodrama — twirling my mustache while I try to steal some poor girl’s virtue. (32%, 3,122 Votes)
• Just you wait till I’m a vampire! I’m not going to be sitting on the sidelines next time. (15%, 1,474 Votes)
• Two futures, two soul mates… too much for any one person. (9%, 897 Votes)
• Hanging out with no one but extremely dexterous people all the time was going to give me a complex. (5%, 585 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,905

• Please tell me you are not trying to have a sex talk with me, Charlie. (52%, 4,838 Votes)
• You and Billy gossip like old women. (19%, 1,727 Votes)
• It’s not like I’m headed off to Vegas to be a showgirl or anything. I’m going to see Mom. (14%, 1,316 Votes)
• It worked — your cooking skills have me soft as a marshmallow. (8%, 759 Votes)
• You know how I am with tools. No pain was inflicted intentionally. (7%, 704 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,335

• You are in trouble. Enormous trouble. Angry grizzly bears are going to look tame next to what is waiting for you at home. (48%, 4,513 Votes)
• I punched a werewolf in the face. (29%, 2,723 Votes)
• Is it really so impossible to wear clothes, Jacob? (17%, 1,580 Votes)
• What’s the best part? You swallowing an entire cow whole? (4%, 420 Votes)
• Normal humans can’t throw motorcycles around the way you can. (2%, 168 Votes)

Total Voters: 9,400